Vince: WUT PAUL WUT
Corey: LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nana: ROTFLMAO TOTES 4REAL
Matty: AND THAT IF HE KEPT MASTURBATING INTO HIS SOCKS
Matty: HE COULD BE A FATHER TO A WASHING MACHINE BABY
Matty: HE CAME CRYING TO US TWO DAY S LATER
Matty: SAYING HE WOULD TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IF HE HAD TO
Matty: THAT HE WOULD QUIT SCHOOL AND GET A JOB
Matty: TO SUPPORT HIS WASHING MACHINE BABY
Matty: HE TOLD US HE COULD WORK AT DENNY’S
Matty: OR BLOCKBUSTER
Matty: OR BOTH
Matty: GOD I LOVE BEING A PARENT
Larry: I remember that! Talk about gullible. Hey, Paul
Paul: What
Larry: Did you know that gullible isn’t in the dictionary?
Matty: GOOD ONE LARRY. PAUL IT ISN’T IN THE DICTIONARY
Larry: You should look
Matty: GO LOOK PAUL
Paul: I can’t wait until you’re both old and senile
Larry: At least we didn’t believe washing machines could get pregnant
Matty: BOO YAH. YOU’RE SO BURNED
Corey: Seriously, Paul. You just lost at life
Vince: I still love u even if ur weird
Nana: BRB AFK
Paul: Sandy’s done, everyone ignore their phones!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Me: I’M BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
Me: PAUL I’M GOING TO KILL YOU
Me: I’M GOING TO SCRATCH YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT