Matty: I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. IF IT’S AS A HORSE THAT’S FINE
Paul: I’m not a fucking horse! Or a pony! VINCE IS NOT MY DOM
Larry: Language!
Vince: get in the bedroom boy b4 I spank you
Nana: JFC WTH
&
nbsp; Paul: NOT HELPING VINCE
Matty: I LOVE YOU BUT I DON’T WANT TO ACTUALLY SEE IT
Larry: Seriously. Keep it in your pants, Paul
Paul: Oh my god
Matty: LARRY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN PAUL WAS 12
Matty: AND HE KEPT GOING THROUGH TOO MANY SOCKS
Paul: Mom
Matty: AND WE COULDN’T FIGURE OUT WHY
Matty: LIKE WHO WEARS THAT MANY SOCKS
Paul: Mom!
Matty: AND IT TURNED OUT HE WAS MASTURBATING INTO THEM
Vince: wut
Corey: lololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nana: OMFG
Matty: AND THEN PUTTING THEM IN THE HAMPER
Matty: THERE WERE LIKE THIRTY SOCKS A WEEK
Paul: MOM STOP IT
Matty: SO WE WENT AND BOUGHT HIM KLEENEX AND LOTION
Matty: AND LEFT IT WITH A NOTE ON HIS BED
Matty: THE NOTE SAID THAT WE LOVED HIM
Matty: AND THAT WE ALWAYS WOULD
Matty: BUT HE NEEDED TO STOP MASTURBATING INTO HIS SOCKS
Matty: AND TO SCARE HIM
Matty: WE TOLD HIM THE WASHING MACHINE COULD GET PREGNANT