The Fifth Elephant (Discworld 24) - Page 110

"Do the howls... mention her... companion?"

"No, If you like, I"ll ask Ars - "

"I"d prefer a different name, if it"s all the same to you," said Carrot. "Words like that aren"t clever."

Gaspode rolled his eyes. "There"s nothing wrong with the word among us pedestically gifted species," he said. "We"re very smelloriented." He sighed. "How about "bum"? In the sense of, er, migratory worker? He"s a freelance chicken-throttler, style of fing?"

He turned to the wolf and spoke in canine. "Now then, Bum, this human is insane and believe me I know a mad human when I see one. He"s frothing at the mouth inside and he"ll rip your hide off and nail it to a tree if you aren"t straight with us, understand?"

"What was that you just told him?" said Carrot.

"Just explainin" we"re friends," said Gaspode. To the cowering wolf he barked: "Okay, he"s prob"ly going to do that anyway, but I can talk to him, so your only chance is to tell us everything - "

"Know nothing!" the wolf whined. "She was with a big he-wolf from Uberwald! From the Clan That Smells Like This!"

Gaspode sniffed. "He"s a long way from home, then."

"He"s a bad news wolf!"

"Tell it there"ll be roast chicken for its trouble," said Carrot.

Gaspode sighed. It was a hard life being an interpreter.

"All right," he growled. "I"ll persuade him to untie you. It"ll take some doing, mark you. If he offers you a chicken, don"t take it "cos it"ll be poisoned. Humans, eh?"

Carrot watched the wolf flee.

"Odd," he said. "You"ve have thought it"d be hungry, wouldn"t you?"

Gaspode looked up from the roast chicken. "Wolves, eh?" he said, indistinctly.

That night, when they heard the wolves howling in the distand mountains, Gaspode picked up one solitary, lonely howl behind them.

The towers followed them up into the mountains although, Vimes noticed, there were some differences in construction. Down on the plains they were more or less just a high wooden gantry with a shed at the bottom but here, although the design was the same, it was clearly temporary. Next to it men were at work on a heavy stone base - fortifications, he realized, which meant that he really was beyond the law. Of course, technically he"d been beyond his law since leaving Anhk-Morpork, but laws were where you could make it stick and these days a City Watch badge would at least earn respect, if not actual cooperation, everywhere on the plains. Up here, it was just an ugly brooch.

Slake turned out to be a stone-walled coaching inn and not much else. It had, Vimes noticed, very heavy shutters on the window. It also had what he thought was a strange iron griddle over the fireplace until he recognized it for what it was, a sort of portcullis that could block off the chimney. This place expected to withstand the occasional siege that might include enemies who could fly.

It was sleeting when they went out to the coaches.

"A storm"s closing in, mmm-mhm," said Inigo. "We shall have to hurry."

"Why?" said Sybil.

"The pass will probably be closed for several days, Your Ladyship. If we wait, we may even miss the coronation. And... er... there may be slight bandit activity..."

"Slight bandit activity?" said Vimes.

"Yes, sir."

"You mean they wake up and decide to go back to bed? Or they just steal enough for a cup of coffee?"

"Very droll, sir. They do, notoriously, take hostages - "

"Bandits don"t frighten me," said Sybil.

"If I may - " Inigo began.

"Mister Skimmer," said Lady Sybil, drawing herself up to her full width, "I did in fact just tell you what we are going to do. See to it please. There are servants at the consulate, aren"t there?"

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