She reached over and took the magazine. Flipping through the breast enhancement and how-to-make-millions ads, she looked at the article. There were a bunch of pictures of Edward and Ami at different events with her band and some romantic photos of them kissing.
She began to read:
Rock Goddess Ami from the band Haunted has been seen with a new mystery man. Rumors have surfaced that he is an ex-CIA operative assigned to protect her after her abduction.
The two are inseparable and when approached the band has no comment. Nobody knows who this secret love is for Ami. There are no records of him working for any label company, government agency or dating shows.
After a weeklong vanishing act a few months ago, the rocker has come back with a vengeance. The band’s latest CD—Haunted Alive—topped the charts, and she made changes in the schedule and direction of the band.
After firing their manager and hiring the lead guitarist’s uncle to handle the band’s affairs, they cut back dates on their European tour to do a couple more benefit concerts for children’s charities. So far the concerts have raised 1.4 million dollars. They are currently recording a new CD while on tour in various European studios. The band was seen in a Transylvanian castle with recording equipment last week.
As for Ami? The Wild Rocker Bitch seems tamed for now. Our sources say she is happy. The underground mafia has no comment on whether the mystery man is one of theirs.