“Don’t leave me alone with him.”
“Relax,” I tell him. “Get him a chair. Give him a donut or whatever else you have stashed behind the counter. Put the movie on and play nice. We’ll be in earshot.”
“How are you going to pay for the food? We haven’t rented much since Mr. Charisma got here.”
“As it happens, I helped a guy with his wallet and some of his cash fell into my pocket. He’s a whiner and he’ll overbill the agency, so it will all balance out in the end.”
“What do you want when we order?” says Candy.
“Green curry with pork. Extra spicy. None of the baby food you’re feeding him.”
We start up again.
Kasabian stares downstairs and says, “Stark. What if you help this guy and he, you know, calls us in? I mean, we were dead. What if he wants to make it permanent?”
“Then I’ll kill him and we can all go to Hell together.”
“That’s a fucking comfort,” he says. Then, “I want some of those fried shrimp rolls too.”
We go upstairs. A minute later the overture to the movie starts.
When we’re alone, Candy laughs.
“You finally bring me back here and there’s Death waiting for us with his cock hanging out. You know how to make a girl feel at home.”
“Did you really expect a normal homecoming?”
She flops onto the sofa.
“Never. I’m drunk and hungry. Order
me some food, garçon.”
“Hold your horses, Calamity Jane.”
She leans her head back on the sofa and says, “Shit. Should we call Julie now that he’s awake?”
I drop my clothes in a pile on the closet floor. There’s an envelope lying on the bed. I bring it with me back to the living room.
“Let the man eat. Between the pills and the food, my guess is he’ll pass out again. Julie can wait until tomorrow.”
“Good. All I want to do is eat and fuck and go to sleep.”
“I have that on my business card.”
“Find the menu. Dial quickly. I’m going to pass out here for a minute.”
She curls up on the sofa and I toss a blanket over her.
The menus are in a drawer by the sink. I call in the order and open the envelope. Crisp paper falls out onto the floor. Heavy, expensive stationery—Sub Rosa–grade stuff. Sure enough, it’s from the Augur’s office. Looks like I’m invited to tea with the grand high lord and master of the whole California tribe. Thing is, I’m done with the Sub Rosa and don’t have any interest in who’s running the show now.
I wad up the note and envelope and toss them in the trash.
DEATH IS WATCHING another movie when we go down in the morning. Duck Soup starring the Marx Brothers. Kasabian comes over as quietly as he can.
“He’s been at it all night. I’m fucking beat. It’s your turn to babysit.”
“What have you been showing him?”