I finish my cigarette and start getting ready. I strap on the body armor, which feels tough enough, but closes with Velcro strips. I know this is state-of-the-art gear, but I'd feel more confident if it wasn't held together with the same stuff they use to fasten kids' sneakers.
I'm going to feel really bad if this all falls apart tonight. I don't want the last thing I say to Vidocq and Allegra to be "Get out."
I tuck the Navy Colt and the Browning into the back of my jeans.
Two more dead like Alice. Two more who don't deserve it.
The looped cord on the Benelli Whip-It gun goes over my shoulder and the coat goes on over that.
Will Avila be full of Kissi? If that's who's waiting for us, this is going to be a very bad, very short night for anything with a pulse.
The Colt .45 and the LeMat pistols go in the coat pockets, butt ends out.
They must be partying hard Downtown tonight, waiting for the velvet rope to come down and the doors to the VIP section of Creation to be blown off their hinges.
What's going on in Heaven? Are all the ranks of the angelic throng on their knees, praying for humanity's faith in the Word to pull them through? Me, I bet it's more like a sports bar the night before the Super Bowl. Crowds of drunken, winged frat boys with team hats and big foam fingers. Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to Man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.
THERE'S TOO MUCH weird, magic-cloaking static and protection hoodoo around the Vigil's warehouse. I don't have time to find a straight path inside through the room, so I have to use a shadow a few blocks south and run the rest of the way.
A line of low-profile, matte-black transports warm up their engines in the parking lot. They're nearly silent, and where their bodies touch the dark, they disappear. Stealth party vans. If I'd known about these, I wouldn't have bothered stealing all those cars.
The rear hatch of the lead van is open. Wells motions me over, squinting at me like a constipated Clint Eastwood.
"Why'd I know you were going to cut it short? Two more minutes and we'd have been gone."
"Your damned Flatulence Accelerator has the whole area fuzzed out. I had to walk halfway here."
Wells holds up a hand. "Wait. You couldn't even get here with the pixie hocus pocus you're going to use to get us into Avila? I am not filled with confidence."
"Relax. I've already broken into Avila. They don't have anything like your setup."
"And what if they have? What if they've brought in a load of technology and dark magicians?"
"Then we do it your way. Blow the place open. Take heavy losses. Get inside. We're walking into the O.K. Corral. You want a guarantee that your hair won't get mussed, Marshal Wells?"
"You get any of my people killed unnecessarily, I'm coming after you."
"Take a number."
Wells steps up into the transport. I take a quick look around the lot. No sign of Candy. Guess she really has taken the cure.
I get in the transport and squeeze into a seat next to Wells.
THE TRANSPORT MIGHT have been quiet outside, but inside it's like sitting in a washing machine. None of the Vigil crew is talking. A few are praying, but most probably don't want to have to shout over the noise.
Wells's G-men are wrapped up in weird electronics and nylon webbing, and holding strange guns. Some are in aluminum-coated full-body suits like foundry workers. The rest are in black pants and skintight tops that stretch over their heads like balaclavas. The ones not carrying guns are wrapped up in metal exoskeletons like they're being raped by robots.
I lean over and shout into Wells's ear.
"Seriously, you people should try to learn just a little magic. I saw celestial types working at your warehouse. They could teach you something. I know you civilians can't handle any really heavy magic, but maybe you could pick up something useful so you wouldn't have to dress up like the Terminator's retarded cousin."
Wells shouts back, "Learn your kind of magic so I can spend eternity in Hell with people like you? No thanks. I'll stick to the weapons Heaven's given us."
"You'd think if Heaven was that completely on your side, it'd be a little more helpful."
"Aelita, God's hand on Earth, is on our side. You'd be able to understand that if you didn't have a soul dirtier than a hobo's boxer shorts."
"All I'm saying is that I don't trust either side. Heaven just might be hedging its bets."