I dip each shotgun shell into a little Spiritus and chamber it. Eight rounds in all. Then I sprinkle Spiritus on the shotgun itself. Why be stingy? I sprinkle Spiritus on all the guns, keeping my thumb over the top of the bottle to control the flow. I'm Martha Stewart spritzing my orchids. While I'm on a roll, I toss Spiritus onto the body armor and my coat, and wipe the rest on my hands.
Wild Bill might have been the greatest shootist of his time, but he had a habit that's come back to bite me in the ass. Wild Bill didn't believe in holsters. He carried his Navy Colts tucked in a red sash he wore around his waist, a fashion back then. I didn't grow up using holsters, either. It's easy to tuck one big gun down the back of your jeans, but it's not so good for four.
Time for a sacrifice. I slit both side pockets on my coat a few inches, long enough so that the Colt .45 and the LeMat can rest inside, but far enough out that I can quick draw them. When I get the cuts the right length, I reinforce the interior and sides of the pockets with duct tape.
This is one of the reasons I'll never own a car. I'm hard on things. Everything ends up broken, ripped apart, modified, stuck together, or shot to shit. I'd be naked as Adam and cold as a polar bear if it weren't for duct tape.
If anyone ever asks you what a desperate man looks like, you can tell them that he looks like this: He's down on his hands and knees, digging through the ruins of his exploded bedroom, looking for a cigarette. If he looks hard enough, he might find a real treasure, like a bent, but only half-smoked butt. I hold it up like the Holy Grail, blow off as much of the dust as I can, and fire it up with Mason's lighter. Like my grandmother used to say, "I am blessed and highly favored."
I get out my cell and dial Kinski's number. Candy answers.
"Are you always the designated phone answerer over there?"
"Stark? Doc doesn't like phones. He thinks they're too disembodied."
"I'd love to be disembodied. All my problems solved at once."
"Ghosts don't smoke or get to drink Jack Daniel's."
"Forget it, then. I'll live forever."
"That's a better plan than what you had the last time we talked."
"That's why I called. I wanted to ask about some of that. I know you're taking the cure and trying to stay clean and all, but we're still a lot the same, too. Still monsters under the skin."
"Why do you want to talk about that?"
"I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go do some-thing with me tonight. Some friends and me, we're going to crash a New Year's Eve party and kill a whole bunch of people."
"Why, Stark. Are you flirting with me? You bad boy."
"We're going to stop a mass sacrifice, so there's going to be a lot of bad guys. I figure that having as many experienced killers as possible will help even out the odds. But it sounded like Doc Kinski's clipped your wings. You haven't tasted a human in a long time, have you?"
"Doc makes me this amazing cocktail. My iced frappuccino people substitute, I call it. I haven't fed on anyone in two years, three months, and eight days."
"If you've ever had the itch, here's your chance. And this time when you're killing, you'll be on the side of the angels. Literally."
"You sure know how to turn a girl's head." She doesn't say anything for a minute.
"Candy?"
"I'll have to talk to Doc first. I can't lie to him."
"I understand. It's up to you. My friends and me, we're going to be at Club Avila a little after ten. You know where that is?"
"Everyone knows where Avila is."
"This party is going to be special. Assuming the world doesn't end, no one is ever going to forget it.">"One more thing. We have different agendas. I'll get you in, and if I can, I'll step up and help you save the world and all that Boy Scout crap, but not until I get my friends out of harm's way. Deal?"
"The world could end tonight and you're determined to go out a selfish bastard."
"Being up close to you godly types just brings it out in me."
"We have a deal."
I can tell that it's killing him to say it. This is better than ice cream and cake for dinner.
Wells says, "But when this is over, you have to have a face-to-face with Aelita over what you did."