“Well, of course he is, if he says he is.”
And yet Shakespeare couldn’t have written Shakespeare. I stared at the microphone. “Seriously? You’re going to stick with that?”
He sounded offended. “Well, yes, and if I could get back to the question of Shakespeare—”
“No, you can’t. Next caller, please, and let’s stay on topic. Hello?”
“Oh, Kitty, hi! I just have a quick question—do you think maybe that Shakespeare is a vampire?”
I had to think about that a minute. No, I needed to think about that for several minutes. But I didn’t have a few minutes. I had the threat of dead air and a sudden wish that I had done this week’s show on the possibility of psychic houseplants. “No, I don’t. And I think it’s about time to break for station ID and go have a drink. Or three…”
Chapter 8
I’D DONE worse shows. I’d done better.
Shaun had a beer waiting for me at New Moon as soon as I walked in, and that was only one of the many reasons we kept him around. This late, right before closing, only a few stragglers remained. Lingering parties, successful dates. Darren was sitting at a table for two—with Becky. At the moment her smile sparkled brighter than I’d ever seen it. Oh dear …
“How long have they been at it?” I said to Shaun, nodding at them.
“Couple of hours. She’d been here for half an hour or so, stopping by after work, and he showed up. They’ve been together ever since.”
“So—what do you think?”
“He hurts her I’ll rip his face off,” he said. I was thinking the same thing. But for the moment she seemed so gosh darned happy, I could hardly judge. But it seemed … odd. Darren was certainly making himself at home.
I sidled over to their table. Just checking, I told myself. Politely interested, not intruding. “Hi, guys. Sorry to bother you, but could I have a word with Darren, just for a sec?” My smile was so big it hurt.
Becky actually glowered at me, offended. I didn’t glare back and made what I hoped was a comforting shrug. For his part, Darren only seemed confused as he followed me back to the bar.
“What do you need?” he said as he hopped up on the stool next to me and leaned in close—closer than I was comfortable with. But I couldn’t flinch back, not a millimeter. I couldn’t figure this guy out. Maybe he was a were–golden retriever? We’d find out soon enough.
“Full moon’s tomorrow night, I just wanted to go over a few things. We have territory in the mountains—”
He waved a hand as if to say, no problem. “Becky told me all about it.”
“We usually carpool. You can ride up with Ben and me if you want—”
“You don’t have to go through the trouble, I’ll be okay.”
But he didn’t even know where we were going. The dirt roads we followed were Forest Service roads, not marked on the usual maps. How was he going to get there without a guide? Oh—he was riding with Becky.
I soldiered on. “We hunt together, as a pack. We keep an eye on each other. Livestock and roads are off-limits.” I assumed I didn’t have to tell him that people were off-limits as well. Maybe I shouldn’t make that assumption …
He just kept smiling. “You don’t trust me, do you?”
I sighed and shook my head, as if I could shake away my misgivings. “I just want everything to go smoothly. Full moon nights are always touchy.”
“Everything’ll be fine.”
“Get there at twilight. We run as a pack.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
I scowled. Now he was just being patronizing. “Oh, and if you hurt Becky we’ll all rip your face off.”
He blanched, just a bit, but covered it up with his winning smile. “Don’t worry, I’m not crazy.”
Becky watched him as he returned to their table; they hunched in close, to confer. I felt suddenly tired, but didn’t dare slouch.