Screaming, Saylor closed her eyes but still managed to catch the giant fish.
Cheers erupted from the crowd as Saylor lifted the fish in triumph. “I did it!”
“I knew you could.” I kissed her temple.
“Are we really eating all this fish?”
“Maybe not all of it.” I shrugged and offered a wink. “Unless you’ve suddenly developed the appetite of an NFL lineman.”
“Hey!” Saylor nudged me with her body. “You said you’d love me regardless…”
“Truth.” I nodded and pointed at her. “That’s the truth.”
“So the fish?” She lifted it in the air.
“Oh no, you can keep it.” I patted her head in teasing. “We’re going to cook it tonight, and I’m going to make good on my promise to strike out the very last tear.”
“How do you expect to do that?” Saylor’s shoulders lifted. “By feeding me?”
“You’ll see.” I rubbed my hands together. “Now, let me go pay for Nemo before we go back home.”
“Your car’s going to smell!” she called after me.
“So will your hands!” I fired back.
Her eyes narrowed.
By the time I paid for the fish and helped her carry it up the hill and place it in the car, my stomach was already growling for food.
“Hey, you do know how to cook salmon, right?” Saylor asked once we walked into the house that I was hoping, praying, she’d still want me after I said what I was going to say.
“What?” I dropped my keys onto the counter. “You mean, you can’t cook?” I threw my hands up in the air. “How can you even call yourself a woman? What have I gotten myself into! I’m going to starve!”
Saylor crossed her arms over her chest. “You done yet?”
“Make me food, woman.”
“So here’s the line.” Saylor made a motion with her hands. “You just jumped over it then burnt the village on the other side.”
“Aw…” I winked. “I can cook, but I am bit sad I won’t get to see you in some apron, sweating over the stove looking all hot and bothered.”
“Because cooking does that to women.” Saylor nodded. “We also have pillow fights in our thongs and look forward to doing laundry.”
Laughter bubbled out of me before I could stop it.
She hit me again.
“Stop hitting me.” I stepped away. “And be useful.”
“Useful?” she repeated, her eyes narrowing again.
“I’m cooking in my boxers.” I shrugged. “So I need you to get me an apron, just in case Nemo decides to come back to life and tries to nibble off Gabe Jr.”
Saylor closed her eyes, then opened them. “So many, many, things…” She opened five drawers before she found the apron. “…wrong with you.”
Keeping my eyes locked with hers and feeling no shame whatsoever, I peeled off my button up and stepped out of my pants.
Saylor’s mouth dropped open a bit.