“Oh yeah,” Ralph said. “Now I remember.” And he shuffled off, down the hall, past the bathroom. A door opened and closed and then there was quiet.
“How many bedrooms does Ralph have?” I asked Hooker.
“Two. But he keeps his Harley in the second bedroom. He’s rebuilding the bike, and he doesn’t have a garage.”
“So we’re sleeping on this couch?”
“Yep.” Hooker stretched out on his back. “Hop onboard. We’ll sleep double-decker. I’ll even be a good guy and let you take the top.”
I rolled onto him, and he grunted.
“What was that grunt?” I asked him.
“Nothing.”
“It was something.”
“I just don’t remember y
ou as being this heavy. Maybe we should cut back on the doughnuts.”
“Good grief.”
Beans came over to investigate. He looked at us with his droopy brown eyes and then he climbed on top of us and settled in with a sigh, his huge dog head on mine.
“Help!” Hooker gasped. “I can’t breathe. I’m squashed. And there’s a spring poking me in my back. Get him off.”
“He’s lonely.”
“If he doesn’t get off, he’s going to be an orphan.”
Five minutes later, we were all stretched out on the pool table.
TWELVE
Hooker, Beans, and I were awake but still on the pool table when Ralph staggered past us on his way to the kitchen.
“Morning,” Ralph said.
I looked at my watch. Six thirty. I had no good reason to get up, but I was uncomfortable enough not to want to stay where I was. I crawled over Hooker and wriggled myself clear of the bumper. I expected Ralph to make coffee and pause for breakfast, but he ambled through the kitchen and out the back door. He got into a truck parked in his small backyard and drove off without a backward glance.
Hooker came up behind me. “Ralph’s not a morning person. He sleeps in his clothes so he doesn’t have to decide what to wear when he rolls out of bed.”
“No shock there. Do you think he’s got coffee?”
“Ralph’s only got beer and takeout.”
I felt my shoulders slump. I really wanted coffee.
Hooker hugged me to him and kissed the top of my head. “I can see you’re crushed by that news. Never fear. You take a shower, and Beans and I will go out and get coffee.”
“Do you think it’s safe to take a shower in there?”
“Sure. Just leave your socks on.”
When I came out of the bathroom, Hooker had hazelnut coffee waiting for me. My favorite. Plus a fruit cup and a bagel with lite cream cheese. Not subtle, but thoughtful. He’d also bought newspapers.
“‘Body found inside championship race driver’s million-dollar motor coach,’” I read. “‘Police are withholding information until relatives can be notified, but sources close to the driver say the deceased was part of the Huevo race team. The body was discovered as the result of a bizarre seventeen-car crash in which the motor-coach driver fled on foot and then stole a car from an innocent bystander. The motor coach was heavily damaged in the crash.’”