“When have I ever done anything rash?” Hooker yelled, cords standing out in his neck. “Do I look like I’m going to do something rash?”
“Yeah. Your face is real red, and your eyes are crazy man. How about we think this out over breakfast. And maybe I can find a diner that has a defibrillator just in case you have a heart attack.”
“I’m not hungry,” Hooker said. “I just want my goddamn dog back.”
“Sure. I know that, but we need a plan. And you could think better if your eyes weren’t so popped out of their sockets, right?”
“Are my eyes popped out of their sockets?”
“If they popped out any more, they’d be rolling around on the floor.”
I pulled into the first diner I saw, and I got Hooker settled into a booth. Hooker ordered a ham-and-cheese omelet, bacon, pancakes, home fries, juice, coffee, and a side of biscuits with white gravy. Good thing he was too upset to be hungry, otherwise he might have cleaned out the kitchen and the diner would have had to close.
Hooker’s eyes were narrowed, his mouth was tight, and he angrily tapped his fork on the table.
I firmly removed the fork from Hooker’s hand. “Did the killer guy have an accent? Did he sound Mexican?”
“No. No accent.”
“Did he say when he was going to kill you?”
“He didn’t go into detail.”
“Were there noises in the background? Could you tell where he was?”
“It sounded like he was driving. I could hear Beans panting.”
“Did he give any indication of where he was going?”
“No. Nothing.”
The food arrived, and Hooker forked in some omelet. I drank my coffee and stared into my empty cup. I looked around for the waitress but couldn’t find her.
“Have you always had this waitress problem?” Hooker asked.
“Only when I’m with you.”
Hooker swapped coffee cups with me. The waitress appeared and gave him a refill.
I ate the cereal I’d ordered and drank some more coffee. A tear slid down my cheek and plopped onto the Formica tabletop.
“Oh crap,” Hooker said, reaching over, cradling my face in his hands, using his thumb to swipe the tears from my cheek. “I hate when you cry.”
“I’m worried about Beans. I’m trying not to be crazy, but I feel terrible. I bet he misses us.”
“I’m worried about him, too,” Hooker said. “And now some guy wants to kill me.”
I snuffled the tears back. “Yes, but you deserve to die.”
“Jeez,” Hooker said. “You really know how to hold a grudge.”
“A woman scorned.”
“Darlin’, I didn’t scorn you. I just boinked a salesclerk.”
“There were pictures on the Internet!”
Hooker’s cell phone rang.