"It does seem to pose a dilemma," Lucas said, "unless you get rid of the snakes. But then you'll have the rats."
Moreau considered this as well, then grunted. "I'll take the roaches."
"Wise choice," said Finn.
That night, he let out a yell and Lucas was out of his bed in an instant, rapier at the ready. Looking sheepish, Finn dropped a king snake down onto the floor. It slithered off somewhere into the shadows. "Springtime in Paris," Finn mumbled, sourly.
In the morning, someone knocked upon their door.
"Who is it?" Lucas said.
"Ratcatcher," said a voice from beyond the door.
"We've already got one," Finn said.
Lucas opened the door to reveal a gnarled and bent old man dressed in rags and smelling of garlic. He carried a cloth sack draped over his shoulder and a club-shaped stick in his left hand. He was filthy and his nose w
as running. He brushed past Lucas and entered the room.
"I'm afraid-" Lucas began, then stopped when the old man suddenly straightened, moving his shoulders to loosen the kinks.
"Mongoose," said the smelly old man.
"Mon-" Lucas halted in mid-word, then peered hard at the stranger. "I'll be damned."
"That's a pretty good disguise," said Finn, wrinkling his nose.
"I'm paid to be a lot more than 'pretty good,' Mr. Delaney," the agent said. He scratched himself. "Damn lice."
"Must be rough," said Lucas, sympathetically.
"It is rough, Captain, but it's the work I do best."
"God bless America," said Finn.
Mongoose looked at him for a moment, then an amused smile appeared on his face. "Working for a spook stings your professional pride, does it?" he said.
"Let's just say I'm less than happy with the arrangement," Finn said.
"I think I can understand that," Mongoose said. "Your dossiers were delivered to me yesterday. I memorized them, then destroyed them. In your particular case, there was quite a lot written between the lines. I think I know you, Delaney. We spooks are only supposed to do the groundwork, after all, right? Then you real pros come in to clean the situation up. Isn't that how it's supposed to work?" He grinned. "It might interest you to know that we have a lot in common. I was in the Corps myself and I also flunked out of RCS. My final thesis was just a bit too controversial, so I didn't make the grade, but I'm not bitter. I expected it. Just between you and me, I'm not that crazy about the agency myself. Too many diehards and nut cases."
"And where do you fit in?" said Delaney. "What's in it for you?"
Mongoose shrugged his shoulders. "A certain amount of thrill-seeking enters into it, I guess, but mostly, it's the lifestyle."
"The lifestyle?" Lucas said.
"I get bored rather easily," said Mongoose. "Playing the same game all the time gets tiresome. I like it when the rules keep changing."
Finn raised his eyebrows. "You're telling me you're in it for the sport?"
Mongoose smiled. "If you like. I suppose that's as good a way of saying it as any, although I'm not much on sportsmanship, if you know what I mean. I play to win. But it's not much of a challenge if the game's too easy."
"Jesus Christ," said Finn.
"You know, that's one scenario I haven't played yet," the agent said. "I've always wondered what it would be like to infiltrate the apostles. I doubt I'll ever get that chance, though. There's a certain extreme sensitivity about some historical scenarios."
Finn glanced at Lucas. "Is he kidding?"