Neverwhere - Page 51

“It’s been better,” said Richard.

Hunter picked up another wooden bucket, this one filled with water, and hauled it across the stable floor. “I don’t know what you drank,” she said. “But it must have been potent.” Hunter dipped her hand into the bucket and flicked it at Door’s face, spraying her with water. Door’s eyes flickered.

“No wonder Atlantis sank,” muttered Richard. “If they all felt like this in the morning it was probably a relief. Where are we?”

Hunter flicked another handful of water at Door’s face. “In the stables of a friend,” she said. Richard looked around. The place did look a little like a stable. He wondered if it were for horses—and if so, what kind of horses would live beneath the ground? There was a device painted on the wall: the letter S (or was it a snake? Richard could not tell) circled by seven stars.

Door reached a tentative hand up to her head and touched it, experimentally, as if she were unsure just what she might find. “Ooh,” she said, in a near-whisper. “Temple and Arch. Am I dead?”

“No,” said Hunter.

“Pity.”

Hunter helped her to a standing position. “Well,” said Door, sleepily, “he did warn us it was strong.” And then Door woke up completely, very hard, very fast. She grabbed Richard’s shoulder, pointed to the device on the wall, the snaky S with the stars surrounding it. She gasped. “Serpentine,” she said to Richard, to Hunter. “That’s Serpentine’s crest. Richard, get up! We have to run—before she finds out we’re here . . . “

“And do you think,” asked a dry voice from the doorway, “that you could enter Serpentine’s house without Serpentine knowing, child?”

Door pushed herself back against the wood of the stable wall. She was trembling. Richard realized, through the pounding in his head, that he had never seen Door so actually and obviously scared before. Serpentine stood in the doorway. She was wearing a white leather corset and high white leather boots, and the remains of what looked like it had once, long ago, been a silk-and-lace confection of a white wedding dress, now shredded and dirt-stained and torn. She towered above them all: her shock of graying hair brushed the door lintel. Her eyes were sharp, and her mouth was a cruel slash in an imperious face. She looked at Door as if she took terror as her due; as if she had become so used to fear that she now expected it, even liked it.

“Calm yourself,” said Hunter.

“But she’s Serpentine,” wailed Door. “Of the Seven Sisters.”

Serpentine inclined her head, cordially. Then she stepped out of the doorway and walked toward them. Behind her was a thin woman with a severe face and long dark hair, wearing a black dress pinched wasp-thin at the waist. The woman said nothing. Serpentine walked over to Hunter. “Hunter worked for me long ago,” said Serpentine. She reached out a white finger and gently stroked Hunter’s brown cheek with it, a gesture of affection and possession. And then, “You’ve kept your looks better than I, Hunter.” Hunter looked down. “Her friends are my friends, child,” said Serpentine. “You are Door?”

“Yes,” said Door, dry-mouthed.

Serpentine turned on Richard. “And what are you?” she asked, unimpressed.

“Richard,” said Richard.

“I am Serpentine,” she told him, graciously.

“So I gathered,” said Richard.

“There is food waiting for all of you,” said Serpentine, “should you wish to break your fast.”

“Oh God no,” whimpered Richard politely. Door said nothing. She was still backed against the wall, still trembling gently, like a leaf in an autumn breeze. The fact that Hunter had clearly brought them here as a safe haven was doing nothing to assuage her fear.

“What is there to eat?” asked Hunter.

Serpentine looked at the-wasp-waisted woman in the doorway. “Well?” she asked. The woman smiled the chilliest smile Richard had ever seen cross a human face, then she said, “Fried eggs poached eggs pickled eggs curried venison pickled onions pickled herrings smoked herrings salted herrings mushroom stew salted bacon stuffed cabbage calves-foot jelly—“

Richard opened his. mouth to plead with her to stop, but it was too late. He was suddenly, violently, awfully sick.

He wanted someone to hold him, to tell him that everything would be all right, that he’d soon be feeling better; someone to give him an aspirin and a glass of water, and show him back to his bed. But nobody did; and his bed was another life away. He washed the sick from his face and hands with water from the bucket. Then he washed out his mouth. Then, swaying gently, he followed the four women to breakfast.

“Pass the calves-foot jelly,” said Hunter, with her mouth full. Serpentine’s dining room was on what appeared to be the smallest Underground platform that Richard had ever seen. It was about twelve feet long, and much of that space was taken up with a dinner table. A white damask cloth was laid on the table, and a formal silver dinner-service on that. The table was piled high with evil-smelling foodstuffs. The pickled quails’ eggs, thought Richard, smelled the worst.

His skin felt clammy, and his eyes felt like they had been put in their sockets wrong, while his skull gave him the general impression that someone had removed it while he had slept and swapped it for another two or three sizes too small. An Underground train went past a few feet from them; the wind of its passage whipped at the table. The noise of its passage went through Richard’s head like a hot knife through brains. Richard groaned.

“Your hero is unable to hold his wine, I see,” observed Serpentine, dispassionately.

“He’s not my hero,” said Door.

“I’m afraid he is. You learn to recognize the type. Something in the eyes, perhaps.” She turned to the woman in black, who appeared to be some kind of majordomo. “A restorative for the gentleman.” The woman smiled thinly and glided away.

Door picked at a mushroom dish. “We are very grateful for all this, Lady Serpentine,” she said.

Serpentine sniffed. “Just Serpentine, child. I have no time for silly honorifics and imaginary titles. So. You’re Portico’s oldest girl.”

“Yes.”

Serpentine dipped her finger in the briny sauce that held what appeared to be several small eels. She licked her finger, nodded approvingly. “I had little time for your father. All that foolishness about uniting the Underside. Stuff and nonsense. Silly man. Just asking for trouble. The last time I saw your father, I told him that if he ever came back here, I’d turn him into a blindworm.” She turned to Door. “How is your father, by the way?”

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