"He's a man," Grandma said slowly for the agent's benefit.
"Your point?"
"Men, children — there is no difference, only that you change one's diapers while the other just lets loose in public."
"I don't know how to respond to that."
"Like I said, men."
Jace
I was going to need a hell of a lot of Gatorade if I was going to pull everything off. She wanted crazy? I'd give her crazy. There I was, pouring my feelings out all over the place like some Lifetime Christmas movie, and she still wasn't impressed?
Fine. I'd keep romancing the pants off of her until she realized that I was in it; I wanted a second chance. Then again, I didn't blame her. Why give me a second chance when I'd told her to her face that I was walking away from her?
I wouldn't trust me either.
And there was that small problem of my profession.
"Jace," Beth snapped. I was still carrying her; I liked carrying her. I wasn't putting her down anytime soon.
"Shh…" I slapped her ass. "I'm thinking. Don't interrupt a man when he's thinking."
"I want to lick you."
I tripped and almost went sailing into the wall. All thoughts left my mind. All thoughts except her tongue on me, my tongue in her mouth, licking. Lots of licking.
"Why'd we stop walking?" Beth said innocently.
I slapped her ass again. "You'll pay for that."
"Yes, please."
More licking.
"Damn it, Beth!" I huffed. "Stop doing that."
"What?"
"That," I grumbled, setting her on her feet. Now climb.
"Climb?"
I turned her around and pointed to the cliff. "Climb."
"You're kidding, right?"
The cliff was a rocky climb. It led to a ledge that was about thirty feet high. I'd seen locals jumping from the cliff for the past few days and figured if they could do it without dying, we could too. She wanted crazy? This was insane.
"Nope." I crossed my arms. "Not kidding. Where's your sense of adventure?"
"Must have left it back at the hut with your feather tea," she said through clenched teeth.
"I'm making a big gesture." I tilted her chin toward me and brushed a soft kiss across her lips. "The least you could do is go along with it."
"Fine, but if I die, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your days."
I helped her on to the rocky trail and held her hand as we made our way slowly up the cliff. Luckily, the path was lit by a few torches, so it wasn't like it was this creepy abandoned area that was booby-trapped or something.