The following includes some terms you will see throughout this book.
candy-ass—a wimp
cool cat—a nice guy
ditz—a female idiot
easy—a girl who will sleep with anyone
eat your heart out—be jealous of me
fast—a girl/guy who will sleep with anyone
flog your log—to masturbate (masculine)
fuzz—the police
heat—the police
knuckle sandwich—a fist in the face
on the stick—someone who is bright, prepared, and pulled together
paper shaker—a cheerleader
passion pit—drive-in movie theater
sides—vinyl record
square—someone who is not cool
stacked—big breasts
swapping spit—kissing or making out
thicker than a five-dollar malt—someone who is not very bright
virgin pin—a pin a father gives his daughter for her to wear until she is married, a promise to remain a virgin until married
wazoo—rear end
what’s your bag?—what’s your problem?
I sat down at the kitchen table and looked at all of them. Ten faces were staring back at my beautiful bride and me.
“So?” Ari said as she wiggled her eyebrows up and down.
“So…what?” I flashed them all a smile. I knew why they had come over. “You’re all kid-free tonight, and you’re sitting here with two old people.”