You’ve probably guessed by now, I took your wallets. I hope you don’t get too angry with me. I like to buy myself a little something after each encounter. Sort of like a thank you gift from you to me. I won’t spend too much. I promise.
I lifted my eyes to Josh. “Did you use a condom?”
He nodded. “Always, dude.”
I remembered being with Sunshine before Josh had shown up and using a condom myself.
Thanks again, boys, for the fun time. And by the way, Jeff, you asked who had the bigger dick. I’ll let y’all decide that.
Sunshine
My eyes lifted to Josh. I glanced down to his towel.
“You had the chance a few minutes ago, dude. The moment has passed.”
“I don’t want to see your cock, you ass. I’m trying to figure out what in the hell we’re gonna do. We can’t walk out of here with towels and blankets wrapped around us.”
“We could call Gunner.”
I laughed. “And hear him tell us I told you so and then make jokes about this? No, thank you.”
He nodded. “Yeah, you’re right.”
“I’ve got an idea.”
Walking over to the door, I opened it, hoping to see a housekeeper out in the hall.
Bingo.
“Excuse me, can you come here, please?”
The young housekeeper took one look at me and shook her head. “No.”
“No, no, I’m not asking you to come into the room. I just need clothes.”
Her brows pulled together. Then she took another step back.
“The girl I was with sort of . . . well, um . . . she stole my clothes and left me with nothing.”
Josh’s head poked out from the door. “Me too.”
The housekeeper’s eyes widened. “Both of you?”
She started rattling something off in Spanish as she pointed to both of us.
“Dude, I think she’s telling us off in Spanish,” Josh said.
I sighed. “I know! I know. We’re bad boys.”
She nodded. “Very!”
“We need pants and shirts.”
When she shook her head, my heart dropped. “No! No. You two got into this mess; you get out of it.”
“That’s just coldhearted right there,” Josh stated.
She shrugged and turned her back on us.