“You did not fuck a nun, you asshole,” Jeff said, slapping Josh on the back of the head.
“She wasn’t a nun, at least not yet; she was in nun school or whatever you call it. AnnMarie was her name.”
“Sister AnnMarie,” I corrected. “Josh met her at his cousin’s wedding.”
Brad started laughing as he said, “Dude, please tell me you didn’t.”
Jeff was staring at Josh from the passenger side of the truck.
“Oh, I did. In the basement of the church. Hey, in my defense, she was coming on to me hot and heavy, wasn’t she, Gunner?”
“I have to agree with Josh on this one. Sister AnnMarie was hot for Josh
.”
Slowly shaking his head, Jeff spoke. “Let me get this straight. You were at your cousin’s wedding. At a church?”
“Yep.”
“And a nun came on to you.”
“A sister . . . there is a difference, dude, and yes. She was hot as hell, young, and horny as fuck.”
Clearing his throat, Jeff went on. “So you took her in the basement of the church and screwed her?”
“No, my cousin’s mom asked me to go to the basement to find some extra chairs, and the sister followed me. She came on to me and begged me. I asked if she had ever had sex before, and she said yes. So I gave what she asked for.”
Brad and Jeff were both shaking their heads.
I knew Josh wouldn’t tell the whole story, so I filled in the missing part. “What he doesn’t mention is that Sister AnnMarie joined the sisterhood because she was a bit promiscuous and was trying to change her life around.”
Both Jeff and Brad let out roars of laughter. “Oh, dude! You are going straight to hell for tempting a poor innocent sister!”
Josh chuckled. “Trust me, she wasn’t innocent. Girl did things with her tongue that I didn’t know were possible.”
“Too much information, dude!” I cried out as we all fell into another round of laughs.
By the time we got to Fado’s, it was packed. It didn’t take long for us to catch the attention of a group of women there on a girls’ night out. We drank, talked, flirted a bit, and called it a night. Josh dropped Brad off at home first and then me and Jeff.
“All right, get out of the truck, ladies. I’ve got a pretty little lady waiting for me to swing back by Fado’s to pick her up.”
I turned and looked at Josh before I shut the door. “Seriously, dude? You’re gonna hook up with her? Just go home.”
“I plan on going home, Gunner, with the hot brunette who couldn’t keep her hands off me.”
Rolling my eyes, I let out a sigh. “Be careful and wrap your stick, dude.”
He laughed. “You know me, Gunner. I’m not going to do something stupid.”
As I shook my head and took a step away from his truck, I disagreed. “You’re about to do something stupid, and you and I both know it.”
Shutting the door, he flashed me a smile and pulled out of the driveway.
I turned back to the house and stumbled up the steps as I mumbled under my breath, “Idiot.”
Chapter Five – Josh
I lay there staring at the ceiling until I was positive she was asleep. I carefully swung my legs over the side of the bed and sat there for a few seconds. After rubbing my hands down my face, I stood and grabbed my jeans and quickly put them back on. Glancing around, I saw my T-shirt thrown across the room. As quietly as I could, I tiptoed across the room and grabbed it. After I pulled it over my head, I worked on getting my socks and then my boots on.