Shit! I was hoping my girls wouldn’t notice them, but considering the bitches were dancing like sluts right in front of us, it was hard to miss them.
I glanced over to the guys. I smiled because none of them were even looking out toward the dance floor. I also noticed when Jessie was walking up, Scott was following her every move. Interesting.
“Do they think they are getting the guys’ attention?” Ellie asked.
“I might be six and a half months pregnant, but I can still kick some ass,” Amanda said, swinging her hands all around.
I peeked over at Heather.
She grinned as she looked back at me. “Lady Marmalade. ”
I smiled at her and shook my head. I turned to Amanda and laughed as I glanced down at her stomach. “Can you Lady Marmalade…with that stomach of yours?”
“Fuck you, bitch. I can move better now than I ever have before. Bring it. ”
Ellie started jumping up and down. “Yes! I love that song!”
Then, Heather did something I never thought I would see. She went out to the dance floor and walked right between Victoria and Rebecca as she made her way to the DJ. I glanced over toward Josh, who was watching her. As she came back, she purposely cut between the dancing slut group again. Victoria never took her eyes away from Heather as she made her way back to Josh with an evil grin on her face. He took her in his arms and kissed the living shit out of her. Victoria stopped dancing and walked off the dance floor.
Hells yeah, I’m going to buy some kick-ass outfits for the twins to show their mama how proud I am of her!
I noticed when Heather whispered something into Josh’s ear. I saw his whole face blush.
Wow. That boy has it bad for her. There is no doubt about it. My little manwhore is no more.
When the DJ announced “Lady Marmalade,” Ellie and Amanda both let out, “Eeeppp,” as they headed toward the dance floor. I walked up to Heather and hooked my arm in hers.
“Let’s show these bitches how to really dance, like the sluts we’re not but they are,” Heather said.
Josh and Jeff tilted their heads as they just stared at her.
“Don’t listen to her. She’s just trying to be a badass. ” I looked at Heather and smiled. “Baby steps, sweets. Baby steps. ”
We walked onto the dance floor right when Lil’ Kim began singing. Ellie started dancing, and then Amanda, Heather, and I followed suit. I turned and smiled at Jeff as he watched us dance. Using my finger, I motioned for him to come and dance with me.
Jeff got up and walked right up to me. He grabbed me, pulled me right into him, and started grinding on me. I laughed as I watched Josh, Gunner, and Brad get up and start dancing with us.
Jeff laughed as he leaned in toward my ear. “Jesus, Amanda can move that pregnant stomach, can’t she?”
I looked at Amanda and smiled.
Ellie grabbed Jessie as she was walking by and dragged her out onto the dance floor. I looked around for Scott, but I wouldn’t dare go get him. Jeff would have a heart attack.
Then, I saw Heather run over and pull Scott out to the dance floor. She so strategically put him right next to Jessie. When Jessie turned around and saw him there, she blushed, and he smiled.
“Do you think Scott likes Jessie?” I asked Jeff.
He looked over toward them. As he turned back to me, he smiled.
“Yeah, I thought so, too!” I said.
Brett Eldredge’s “Don’t Ya” started to play. I watched as Josh grabbed Heather, and they took off two-stepping. Gunner picked up Ellie and spun her around before they went back to sit at our table. Amanda and Brad took off dancing.
I looked at Jeff and winked.
“I’m reading your mind, baby!”