Then how will you use them to cook for me? Something hearty sounds nice btw, can’t wait to see what you come up with.
Colby:
I forget, is arsenic traceable by forensics if it’s in smaller doses or should I just go for the hemlock?
Me:
I’m stunned.
Colby:
That I’m killing you?
Me:
No, that you actually paid attention in science.
Colby:
Both it is! See you tonight, honey!
Me:
My balls literally sucked back into my body when I read that.
Colby:
Funny, I didn’t know you still had them.
Me:
They’re huge.
I face-planted into my palm with a soft groan. That’s what I’d gone with? “They’re huge”? I watched in horror as she typed back.
Colby:
You know what they say about people when they’re trying to convince others of things…
Me:
I guess you’ll never know.
Colby:
Question, do you have sex with the lights off and your socks on every time or…
Me:
You’re baiting me.
Colby:
It’s killing you, admit it.
“Bro!”
A knock sounded at my door, and I almost jumped out of my skin. I quickly dropped my phone like I had been caught watching porn.