She shrugs. “I once slept with a British guy. He used all sorts of crazy words. I like that one the best. Well, that and tittybollocks.”
I laugh and roll my eyes at her. Only she would use words like that. I decide now is as good as ever to cut her off before she shares even more of her sexual past.
“And second of all, I don’t kiss and tell.” I emphasize the word kiss followed by a wink.
BAM! A pillow is thrown in my direction and smacks me right in the face.
“Ha! I knew it! You and Hottie McHotterson are so cute together.”
“I don’t know what we are, together or not, but I had a really nice time tonight. Nothing seemed to go right,” I laugh, but it was sweet that he tried to make such an effort. “But it really was perfect. Also, can you stop calling him Hottie McHotterson? He has a name.”
“Oh, I know he does. Zach. Zach.” Instead of saying it, she moans his name. “I’m sure I’ll be hearing a lot more of his name if that was any indication. Oh, and Hails, I won’t say it…”
“Say what?” I continue to laugh because I know what she would say, that she was right all along. We don’t need anything else increasing her ego.
Cami grabs her shower basket and heads to the door. She stops abruptly and turns back to me, smiling.
“Just kidding. I told you so!”
She quickly closes the door behind her as I throw the pillow in her direction and miss. I plop back on my bed and realize everything is so different now. For the first time in a long time, I am honestly happy, and that is all thanks to Zach.
Zach: Thinking of you.
Me: Thank you for tonight.
Zach: The pleasure was all mine.
Zach: I’m off to dream of your lips on mine again.
Me: Me too.
Zach: I know tonight didn’t go as planned, but can I take you out again?
Me: It was perfect, and yes, I’d like that.
Zach: Goodnight, babe. Sweet Dreams
Me: Goodnight. “I’ve been around.”
Okay, this is getting awkward. Time to cut in before she orgasms from eye-fucking him. Does she not see us holding hands right now?
“Hi, I’m Haylee.” I extend my free hand to shake hers, but she looks down, staring at it before turning her attention back to Zach.
Is this bitch serious?
“Is there something you wanted?” My cat claws are beginning to come out.