LAUREN: WTF Kate?! That’s gross.
ME: I’m not answering that, ya freak!
KATE: Exactly! I rest my case.
KATE: But in all seriousness, you should invite her. Does she have other plans?
ME: I don’t know. I don’t know her schedule or anything. Maybe she has plans. She doesn’t usually go out much though.
I wonder if she has plans tonight. Maybe I could just text her and ask her. Wait, why am I even considering this? I would never want to voluntarily throw her to the wolves that are Lauren and Kate. If I ever thought I could potentially have a chance with her, it would completely go out the door once she was interrogated by the Lawson Twins. No, thank you!
LAUREN: Just ask her… what’s the worst that could happen? She says no? No big deal, not like you wouldn’t be seeing her at home anyway.
KATE: Yeah, get your head out of your ass and grab the bull by the balls!
ME: What is wrong with you?! I’m starting to think I’m adopted.
LAUREN: If only you were that lucky *Kissyface*
ME: You TWO can’t go all crazy and scare her away.
LAUREN: Wait does that mean she’s coming?!
ME: I haven’t even asked her. I’m just saying in general.
ME: You both can sometimes be a little intense?
KATE: A little?!
LAUREN: I take offense to that!
ME: *Eyeroll*
ME: You both need to promise to be on your best behavior, DEAL???
KATE: …
ME: I’m serious! Zach will be pissed if you both are your usual selves.
KATE: Oh please, Zach loves me. It’s okay!
LAUREN: And you call me cray-cray?! Pa-lease!
ME: I’m leaving this conversation, to get actual work done. I’m not asking her since you both didn’t agree. Bye!
LAUREN: Okay. Okay. Little bro, keep your pants on! We promise to be on our best behavior!
KATE: Scout’s honor!
ME: You know that only works if you were Scouts, right?!
KATE: Whatever
ME: K, seriously though I need to get work done so that I don’t have to bail. See you both tonight. Love u.
LAUREN: you too!!!!!
KATE: ASSSSSKKKKKKKK HERRRRRRRRR!