All in all, it wasn’t a bad idea, though.
“We just can’t get him Taco Bell,” Hart added as an afterthought. “Last time, he said he shat a Buick and could have cleared an auditorium with what came out of his ass. I mean, I get diarrhea and the farts after I have it, but his is, like, a million times worse than mine. Do you think he has an allergy to it?”
Tana choked as she covered her face and laughed into her hands, just as I pressed my fist to my mouth and squeezed my eyes shut, my laughter making it hard to breathe.
It was Rett who said solemnly, “That stuff gets the better out of everyone. Some find the will to handle it, while others just haven’t mastered that Jedi power. The rule of thumb is to make sure you have toilet paper made out of feathers from the wings of angels and wet wipes soaked in holy water.”
“Right, I’ll remember that.”
3.30 am…
After we’d gotten home from taking Tana and Hart to see Croix, I’d jumped in the shower, needing to get the smell of traveling and the hospital off of me. I’d only been in for a couple of minutes when Tana had joined me, and I’d gotten the chance to help her wash her hair and scrub herself clean for the first time. It probably wasn't a huge one in the grand scheme of relationship firsts, but for me, it’d be something I’d never forget.
Given that she’d been naked, wet, and soapy, I’d been hard throughout the whole ordeal. After I’d rinsed her off, she’d surprised me by leading me over to the corner of the large shower cubicle, out of the way of the spray of water, and had then hopped up and wrapped her legs around my waist. It’d taken me all of a millionth of a second to get with the program, and even though the water had caused our skin to be slippery, we’d made it work as we had sex in the shower, this time fast and furious.
Usually, I was quick to wake in case the noise I was hearing at night was Toby, but the stress of the last couple of days had caused me to knock out hard when we’d finally gotten into bed last night. That’s why, when I felt the lips on my chest and the hand sweeping up and down my hard length, I sat up and looked around for a reason why.
The lips might not have been able to reach where they’d been, but the hand working me never stopped once. Looking at the bed next to where I was, I saw Tana’s eyes on me, watching every move I made as she waited for me to wake up fully.
“Not that I’m complaining,” I rasped, lying back down and pulling her over me, “but shouldn’t you be sleeping, baby?”
“I don’t want to sleep,” she murmured, skimming her lips over my jaw until she got to my mouth. “I want you.”
I loved that she was comfortable enough to be assertive with me instead of the normally quiet and reserved person she was in public. The only time I’d ever seen her relax fully was around Addy and her family, but I’d never have guessed this version of her existed.
Something else about Santana Spring that was all for me alone.
Kissing her, I dragged the tips of my fingers down her ass cheek until I got to her entrance, which was still covered by her panties. All it took was a press in, and my fingers tunneled under the elasticated hem and found the wetness waiting for me.
“What were you thinking about to get yourself this wet, baby,” I whispered, dipping the tips of two fingers inside and wiggling them to get her attention.
“You.” Her answer was simple, but then she added, “Us.”
Plunging the digits in deeper, I did my best to drive her out of her mind, but the position and angle weren’t working for me. Pulling them out, I had her on her back and her panties on the floor in pieces before she could ask me what I was doing.
Needing to do it so badly I was almost shaking, I fell on her, my mouth going straight to her sex with her legs over my shoulders. I felt her stiffen when she realized what I was going to do, but after the first firm sweep of my tongue between her folds, her body relaxed, and Tana was distracted by the sensations from what I was doing to her with my mouth.
“Remy,” she moaned, grabbing a fistful of hair as I sucked her clit into my mouth.
Smiling against her slick flesh, I carefully pushed two fingers back into her tight sheath, ever mindful of the fact this was all new to her still.