Nana: The tension must be totes adorbs. JK
Matty: I’M JUST SO HAPPY FOR THEM. ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
Paul: You need new dreams, Mom
Matty: I HAVE DREAMS
Matty: I WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN
Matty: YOU WANT TO HEAR MY GREATEST JOKE?
Larry: Say yes, Paul. Say you want to hear it
Vince: I want to hr it. tell me
Nana: I heard this. It was epic. IKR
Corey: Do it.
Paul: Seriously, you guys?
Matty: OKAY. MY GREATEST JOKE
Matty: HERE GOES
Matty: KNOCK KNOCK
Larry: Who’s there?
Nana: Who dis?
Corey: Who’s there
Vince: who dere?
Paul: Fine. Who’s there?
Matty: I GAVE BIRTH TO A TWELVE POUND BABY NAMED PAUL
Matty: YOU WEIGHED TWELVE POUNDS
Matty: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A TWELVE POUND BABY DOES TO YOU
Matty: IT WAS LIKE I’D LOST HALF MY BODY WEIGHT
Matty: WHEN I WAS DONE THEY GAVE ME A RIBBON FOR BEST IN SHOW
Matty: AND SAID THEY’D NEVER SEEN SO MUCH PLACENTA
Matty: THAT WAS IT. THAT WAS MY JOKE
Paul: Oh. My. GOD.
Larry: ahahahaha!!!
Nana: LOLOLOLOL
Corey: Lmao!!