“And that’s the same for Bellamy and me,” I say. “Everything is on the table. Honestly, I see nothing wrong with this. We’re setting appropriate boundaries. I think it’s healthy.”
A cough bursts from Spencer. Coco chirps a matching laugh.
“Laugh away,” I grumble. “But it’s quite mature.”
“Yes, Easton, you are the height of maturity in your relationships with women. Just like I was before I fell in love with my beautiful wife during our understanding for no-strings-attached sex,” Spencer says.
When TJ rounds the corner that second, I seize the chance to shift the conversation far, far away. “Did you enjoy your favorite service?” I call out.
“Did you have a mani?” Coco asks.
Shaking his head, TJ shows her his palms, shiny with lotion. “I’m a big fan of a hand rub.”
“How hard was that for you to say with a straight face? Hand rub?” I stretch out those words as I catch his gaze.
“Virtually impossible. Every time I come here to get a hand rub, my inner thirteen-year-old struggles mightily.”
“Marvelous self-control,” Coco coos, then pats the empty chair next to her. “Now, come help me with my new birthday plans. You’re just the man I need.”
TJ scoots up on the leather chair, sitting side saddle. “Are you still going to Vegas, Coco? You want to know the best clubs with the hottest dudes, right?”
Spencer cocks his head my way. “She’s going night clubbing?”
I shake my head. “Try to keep up, Spencer. Strip clubs. But she decided to have her party in New York instead at Stallions and Studs.”
“I love that place,” TJ says with a salacious grin.
Coco grabs her phone from her pocket, taps on it, then shows him the screen. “This is the menu of dancers at Stallions and Studs. Can you help me pick which ones you think will be the best? Do I want Leo the cop, Jack the fireman, or Jones the naughty professor?”
My friend smiles. “The answer is all of the above.”
“Of course! You’re such a dear. Thank you so much,” she says, and the two of them proceed to order strippers for her birthday party. When they’re done, she shoots him a smile. “Now, are you ever going to tell me what TJ stands for?”
“Coco,” he says with a frown. “I can’t reveal that.”
“Why not? I’m a vault.”
“It’s the least sexy name ever,” he stage-whispers.
“It is pretty un-hot, Coco,” I corroborate.
“Why does the munchkin get to know?” She pouts, pointing a thumb at me.
TJ cracks up, then meets my gaze. “E, she calls you ‘munchkin’?”
I shrug. “She does. Your real name doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?”
Leaning closer, TJ cups a hand over Coco’s ear and whispers, I assume, what his initials stand for.
Her blue eyes twinkle. “I understand why you use TJ, and I won’t tell a soul.” She mimes zipping her lips.
“I’m counting on that,” TJ says as my phone buzzes with an email.
Immediately, I flip it over.
Just in case it’s about an understanding.
32
Quacks Like a Date
From the Email Correspondence of Bellamy Hart and Easton Ford
* * *
Dear Easton,
* * *
In light of our bet, I thought it wise to make plans to meet up again. Perhaps for some background research? To make the best online profile possible, I might need to know a few more things about you. Details that go beyond how much you like the way I look with your cock between my lips. (Yes, I’ve known this about you since the night we met. Did you think I believed you were staring at my lips so long for reasons other than blow-job assessment?)
* * *
Yours in blow-job lips,
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy with the blow-job lips,
* * *
You think so little of me.
* * *
Yours,
Easton
Dear Easton with the run-my-fingers-through-it-and-hold-on-tight hair,
* * *
I assure you, there’s nothing little on that front.
* * *
Yours,
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy,
* * *
Assurance appreciated.
* * *
But you’re wrong about my appraisal of your mouth. I enjoy all the things you do with it—talk, kiss, suck. Most of all, though, it’s the things you say to me that make me want to kiss off your lipstick.
* * *
Yours in now I’m thinking about kissing you senseless,
* * *
Easton
Dear Easton,
* * *
Kiss me senseless and shut me up.
* * *
Yours in that’s a direct order when I see you again,
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy,
* * *
Can you meet tonight? For dinner and drinks?
* * *
Easton
Dear Easton,
* * *
And understandings?
* * *
Bellamy
Dear Bellamy,
* * *
You know me so well.
* * *
Easton
Dear Easton,
* * *
I do. And that sounds suspiciously like a date, but since I know you well, I know it’s not.
* * *
Bellamy
33
How They Met
I’m thirty minutes early this time. I half expect to find Bellamy perched serenely on a bench outside the Italian restaurant, reading a book with one eye, the other scanning the sidewalk, all while absently swinging a foot as she waits.
But evidently, I’ve found her time limit.