'They let us on to get out here!' Franny said.
'It's not the bear they mind,' Freud said. 'It's the long barbell.'
'It looks dangerous, the way you're carrying it,' Franny told Frank, Susie, and Father.
'If you'd kept working with the weights, like Iowa Bob,' I told Father, 'you could carry it by yourself. You wouldn't make it look so heavy.'
Lilly had noticed that the Austrians permitted bears on streetcars, but not barbells; she also noticed that the Austrians were liberal in regard to skis. She suggested we buy a ski bag and put the long barbell in it; then the streetcar conductor would think the barbell was just some very heavy pair of skis.
Frank suggested someone go get Schraubenschlussel's car.
'It never runs,' Father said.
'It must be ready to run by now,' Franny said. 'That asshole's been fixing it for years.'
Father hopped the streetcar and went home to ask for the car. And shouldn't we have known by the radicals' quick refusal that a bomb was parked outside our new hotel? But we thought it was all merely an aspect of the rudeness of the radicals; we carried all that weight home. I finally had to leave the others, and the long barbell, at the Kunsthistorisches Museum. They wouldn't let a barbell in the museum, either -- nor would they let in a bear. 'Brueghel wouldn't have minded,' Frank said. But they had to kill time on the street corner. Susie danced a little; Freud tapped his baseball bat; Lilly and Franny sang an American song -- they passed the time by making a little money. Street clowns, Viennese specialties, 'the presence of the King of Mice,' as Frank would say -- Frank passed the hat. It was the hat from the bus driver's uniform Father had bought Frank -- the seedy-funeral-parlor cap that Frank wore when he played doorman at the Hotel New Hampshire. Frank wore it all the time in Vienna -- our imposter King of Mice, Frank. We all thought often of the sad performer with his unwanted rodents who one day stopped passing the open windows, who made the leap, taking his poor mice with him. LIFE IS SERIOUS BUT ART IS FUN! He made his statement; the open windows he had kept passing for so long -- they finally drew him.
I jogged home with the 150 pounds.
'Hi, Wrench,' I said to the radical under the car.
I ran back to the Kunsthistorisches Museum and trotted home with seventy-five more pounds. Father, Frank, Susie the bear, Franny, Lilly, and Freud brought home the remaining seventy-five. So then I had weights, then I could evoke the first Hotel New Hampshire -- and Iowa Bob -- and some of the foreignness of Vienna disappeared.
We had to go to school, of course. It was an American school near the zoo in Hietzing, near the palace at Schonbrunn. For a while Susie would accompany us on the streetcar each morning, and meet us when school was over. It was a great way to meet the other kids -- to be delivered and brought home by a bear. But Father or Freud had to come with Susie because bears were not allowed on the streetcars alone, and the school was near enough to the zoo so that people in the suburbs were more nervous about seeing a bear than were the people in the city.
It would only occur to me, later, that we all did Frank a great disservice by not acknowledging his sexual discretion. For seven years in Vienna, we never knew who his boyfriends were; he told us that they were boys at the American School -- and being the oldest of us, and in the most advanced German course, Frank was often at school the longest, and alone. His proximity to the excess of sex in the second Hotel New Hampshire must have inclined Frank to discretion in much the same manner that I was convinced of whispering by my intercom initiation with Ronda Ray. And Franny had her bear for the moment -- and her rape to get over, Susie kept telling me.
'She's over it,' I said.
'You're not,' Susie said. 'You've still got Chipper Dove on your mind. And so does she.'
'Then it's Chipper Dove Franny's not done with,' I said. 'The rape's over.'
'We'll see,' said Susie. 'I'm a smart bear.'
And the timid souls kept coming, not in overwhelming numbers; overwhelming numbers of timid souls would probably have been a contradiction -- although we could have used the numbers. Even so, we had a better guest list than we had in the first Hotel New Hampshire.
The tour groups were easier than the individuals. There's something about an individual timid soul that is much more timid than a group of them. The timid souls who traveled alone, or the timid couples with the occasional timid children -- these seemed to be the most easily upset by the day-and-night activity between which they were anxious guests. But in our first three or four years in the second Hotel New Hampshire, only one guest complained -- that was how truly timid these timid souls were.
The complainer was an American. She was a woman traveling with her husband and her daughter, who was about Lilly's age. They were from New Hampshire, but not from the Dairy part of the state. Frank was working the reception desk when they checked in -- late afternoon, after school. Right away, Frank noticed, the woman started braying about missing some of the 'clean, plain old honest-to-goodness decency' that she apparently associated with New Hampshire.
'It's the old plainness-but-goodness bullshit,' Franny would say, recalling Mrs. Urick.
'We've been robbed all over Europe,' the New Hampshire woman's husband told Frank.
Ernst was in the lobby, explaining to Franny and me some of the weirder positions of 'Tantric union.' This was pretty hard to follow in German, but although Franny and I would never catch up to Frank's German -- and Lilly was, conversationally, almost as good as Frank within a year -- Franny and I learned a lot at the American School. Of course, they didn't teach coitus there. That was Ernst's line, and although Ernst gave me the creeps, I couldn't stand to see him talking to Franny alone, so whenever I saw him talking to her, I tried to listen in. Susie the bear liked to listen in, too -- with a paw touching my sister somewhere, a nice big paw that Ernst could see. But the day the Americans from New Hampshire checked in, Susie the bear was in the W.C.
'And hair in the bathrooms,' the woman said to Frank. 'You wouldn't believe some of the filth we've been exposed to.'
'We've thrown the guidebooks away,' her husband said to Frank. 'There's no trusting them.'
'We're trusting our instincts now,' the woman said, looking over the new lobby of the Hotel New Hampshire. 'We're looking for some American touches.'
'I can't wait to get home,' the daughter said, in a mousy little voice.
'I've got a nice pair of rooms on the third floor,' Frank said; 'adjoining rooms,' Frank added. But he was worrying if that wasn't too close to the whores underneath -- only a floor away. 'Then again,' Frank said, 'the view from the fourth is better.'
'The heck with the view,' the woman said. 'We'll take the adjoining rooms on three. And no hair,' she added, menacingly, just as Susie the bear shuffled into the lobby -- saw the little girl guest, and gave a show-off toss of her head and a low, bearish huff and snort.