And I said, “Yes,” even though it felt like a lie.
He kissed my forehead, and I was home.
THEY GAVE us our moments, but as soon as I’d regained my composure, Tiggy and Gary bounded up, prancing around Morgan. He chuckled and hugged them both.
“I missed you, tiny wizard,” Tiggy said, rubbing his face in Morgan’s beard.
“It’ll be nice to have intelligent conversation again,” Gary said. “It’s been difficult being the only intellectual amongst the group for weeks on end.”
I rolled my eyes. “Because that’s a real thing.”
“It is,” he insisted. “I am way smart and you guys are dumb and made me dumber because of it.”
“No, you’re dumb and Tiggy and I elevate you back to the level that could be considered functional.”
“I help,” Tiggy agreed.
Gary huffed. “I don’t even know why I try with you two. It’s obvious my breeding and social standing are far above your own and therefore I shouldn’t even be associating with the two of you. Gods know why I do. You’re welcome.”
“What are you grinning at?” I asked Morgan, who stood beside us, eyes closed, looking more serene than I’d ever seen him before.
“The noise,” he said, opening his eyes. “How I have missed the endless noise.”
“I’m taking that as a compliment,” I decided.
“You should,” Gary said. “You don’t get many of those.”
“I have brooms,” Tiggy said proudly.
“Oh look,” a high-pitched voice rumbled. “There’s a dragon. People should pay attention to him too. Like stupid wizards and unicorn sexual partners and half-giants who steal my brooms.”
I rolled my eyes and looked back at Kevin, who was staring at us innocently.
“I don’t know who said that,” Kevin said. “It wasn’t me.”
“Morgan,” I said. “This is the dragon. Kevin.”
“Sam,” Kevin hissed. “You’re not doing it right. You promised.”
“I’m not saying it!”
“Sam!”
“Grr. Fine! Morgan, may I present to you, the fearsome Beast from the East, the great creature who had a religion built up around him until he ate the leader, his holy dragon-ness… Kevin.”
Kevin posed, wings spread, looking fierce.
The crowd that had started to gather around him said, “Oooooh.”
“We practiced that for two days,” I muttered. “Two. Days.”
“Shhh,” Kevin said. “Let them bask in me.”
“You have found another one,” Morgan said in awe, “that is exactly like the rest of you. How in the name of the gods do you do that?”
“Like the rest of us?” I echoed. “Bitch, please. I am my own man. I am an individual.”
“Singular,” Gary agreed. “Unique like a summer storm rolling over snowcapped mountains.”