Tell Me It's Real (At First Sight 1) - Page 47

“Oh, I know,” he said. “Even though I wanted you to, you didn’t.”

“Then why’d you lock the door?”

“Because I’m going to use your toothbrush and I knew you’d probably freak out.”

I glared at the door. “Don’t you dare. That’s disgusting!”

“I’ve had my tongue in your mouth. Same diff.”

I blushed, even though he couldn’t see me. “I will break this fucking door down!” A six-year-old Girl Scout would have sounded more threatening than I did.

“See, I knew you’d freak out.” He started laughing. “Pink? Really? Your toothbrush is pink? Oh my God! Even your toothbrush is a homo!”

“My dentist gave that to me!” I shouted at him, as if that made it special.

“Toothpaste,” he muttered. “Where is the toothpaste?”

“Vince, I will punch your face off,” I warned him.

“Found the toothpaste. Oh, and I found the tampons too. Why is there one missing?”

Oh, crap. “I… uh.”

“Did you use one?”

“What? No! I just wanted to see what they looked like!”

“Dude. Paul. Gross.”

Then silence, for a moment.

“What are you doing?” I asked him.

“Opening a tampon. I want to see what they look like too.”

“Oh. This is the weirdest conversation of my life.”

“Why is there a string on it?” he asked, sounding baffled.

I waited.

“Wait… is that how they… pull it…? Oh, gross!”

“You better not have thrown it!”

“Sure did. Didn’t see where it went. That’s just wrong. Reason number 6,432 I’m glad I’m a dude.”

“That’s a lot of reasons.”

No answer.

“What are you doing?”

“Brushin’ ma teef,” he said as if he had a mouthful.

“You bastard,” I growled.

I heard him spit into the sink. “My teeth feel clean. And a whole lot gayer.”

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