The Hangman's Revolution (W.A.R.P. 2) - Page 53

This was such a preposterous suggestion that Vallicose laughed. “Otto will scoop me up? Otto is your man, I suppose.” She shook her head. “Let me tell you something, Sister Witmeyer. This is the last thing I will ever say to you: men are weak and they will disappoint you.”

Far below her ex-partner, on the amphibian’s deck, Witmeyer looked up into the face of King Otto Malarkey and thought: Not this one. And if he does, I will feed him his own entrails.

Malarkey caught the look and thought: See how the lady loves you, Otto. Never in a million years would she harm you.

The Houses of Parliament lay tantalizingly close on the Middlesex bank of the Thames.

Within firing range?

Possibly.

Vallicose couldn’t know for sure, but seeing as the bridge was completely plugged by panicking civilians and their abandoned vehicles, and militia struggling with their artillery, it seemed likely that she would need to launch her assault from farther back than she would like. Even though this tank was not a twenty-first century transplant, surely it had a range of a thousand feet, which would be double what was needed.

The militia sent a salvo her way from a Gatling repeater, and the bullets pinged off the tank’s hide, doing little more than scratching the paintwork. Even so, Vallicose resented the pinging, as she was trying to concentrate. She climbed into the turret and cranked the gun forty-five degrees left, thirty-five degrees elevation. No time for graphs and charts; her best guess would have to do.

“Fire in the hole,” she said to no one in particular and palmed the red button.

The turret shuddered, then shot out its first missile.

Vallicose saw it pass over the palace wherein sat the Houses of Parliament, if not the politicians themselves, who were no doubt fleeing at this very moment.

No matter, thought Vallicose. The building is the thing. The symbol of British rule.

Her next thought was: Too high. Too high.

But she revised her opinion when the missile struck Elizabeth Tower, commonly known as Big Ben, and whipped the top off neatly from clock face up.

Vallicose crowed with delight.

Five degrees lower.

Another thump, which made the entire bridge shake, and this shot was dead-on, arcing over the militia and into the belly of the central lobby, firing up a cloud of smoke and flame.

Vallicose fancied she heard screaming.

That’s nothing, she thought. Wait until their flabby limbs are licked by the flames of hell.

She reloaded. Two more should do it, and then I shall drive my engine into the heart of the flames.

After the next shot, the bridge shook a little more than expected, and Vallicose found her tank listing to one side.

Curious, she thought. That is not supposed to happen.

The flatiron gunboat had found itself hopelessly entangled in a farrago of river traffic and had even taken on the sailors from the ruptured coal barge, who proceeded to engage in spirited fisticuffs with the salty boys who had sunk them.

“Serves those careless coves right,” said Malarkey, who could not recall having so fine a time. “Firing on the river like that. Blatantly irresponsible, that were.”

Witmeyer eased the throttle into neutral, then hit reverse for a single pulse to bring the amphibian to a gradual halt parallel to Westminster Bridge.

Chevie, an agent trained to protect the innocent, was horrified at what she saw.

“She’s firing on civilians,” she said.

“They’re not all civilians,” noted Witmeyer.

In response, Chevie locked a small missile into the drainpipe and took aim along the barrel.

“Are you standing behind me?” she asked Riley.

“That I am,” confirmed the boy. “Safe behind you.”

“Then move,” advised Chevie. “With this particular drainpipe, behind is nearly as dangerous as in front.”

Chevie had only fired an RPG once before, during maneuvers near Quantico. And she didn’t get a chance to use one a second time—at least not on this day—because a bullet fired from the deck of the Boadicea hit Chevie in the right shoulder. The ball had little steam behind it and did not even penetrate to the bone, but the damage was more than adequate to knock her to the deck.

Riley dropped to her side. “Chevie!” he said, his face suddenly white with worry for his friend. “Chevie, say you ain’t dead.”

Chevie coughed so much the bullet popped from its shallow hole.

“I ain’t dead,” she confirmed. “But I ain’t firing rockets either. Witmeyer, you need to do it.”

Witmeyer did not turn from her post at the wheel. “I have gone as far as I can,” she said. “I will not kill you, but neither will I kill Clover. She has saved me many times.”

“Then you must do it, buddy,” said Chevie weakly. “You can sight along my shoulder.”

“Me?” said Riley. “I ain’t never fired no cannon.”

Chevie’s eyes were narrow with pain. “Please. I can’t let the Empire win. I can’t.”

“Then neither can I,” said Riley. “I can point a pipe, surely.”

As he spoke, Riley pulled a string of magician’s handkerchiefs from his vest and tied off Chevie’s wound, which he was relieved to note was not bleeding too freely.

“Okay, good,” said Chevie. “I’ll talk you through it.”

Riley lifted his friend from the deck, gently draping her across the gunwale.

“That’s right,” she said. “Now lay the launcher across my shoulder. My good shoulder.”

Now I’ve got a bad shoulder, she thought. I’m too young to have a bad shoulder.

Riley picked up the launcher gently, as though it might explode in his hands, and laid the green metal on Chevie’s shoulder.

“Move in close, pal

,” she said. “Get as much pipe on either end as you can.”

Riley knelt behind Chevie so that his right cheek touched her left ear.

“Now take aim through the crosshairs. You see them?”

Riley closed one eye and sighted through the other, angling the launcher until he was satisfied.

“Now take a breath, hold it, and squeeze the trigger.”

Riley felt a nervous sweat coat his face, transferring itself to Chevie’s ear. Suddenly he noticed the amphibian’s roll and pitch, and from all around came hubbub, ballyhoo, and distraction.

“Squeeze the trigger” ain’t as simple as it sounds.

“I ain’t sure about this, Chevie. What if I am a duffer at this game?”

“Just squeeze,” said Chevie softly. “That’s all you can do.”

Riley held his breath and squeezed the launcher’s trigger, sending an RPG streaking toward Westminster Bridge.

Which was a pity, because he was aiming for the tank.

The grenade knocked quite a dent in the bridge and the tank shuddered and settled in the cracked road surface. But cracked was all it was, not ruptured or riven. Quite sound, in fact.

“Pah,” said Malarkey. “You ain’t studied explosives at all, have you? You youngsters thinks you is so bang up to the elephant and yet you fires a squib at a metal bridge from an angle. Trajectory. There’s a new word for you, Ramlet.”

“The boat is shaky,” said Riley, and no one could deny it.

“You ain’t hitting that tank from here without a mortar. And even with a mortar, it would be a shot in a million, isn’t that right, my darling?”

“I suppose that is right,” said Witmeyer, but without the usual sparkle when conversing with her king, something Otto immediately picked up on. He draped an arm across her shoulders, which were suddenly tense.

“Oh, forgive me, big lummox that I am. That is your partner up yonder, and here I am discussing her explosive dismemberment.”

“Couldn’t we just go, Otto?” asked Witmeyer.

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