"Okay, but I'm the only one who can work the register. Bill's allergic to dust and Rudy just got born again, so he's a no-porn zone till he gets over it."
"So, none of you is capable of walking to the back of the store and picking up the movies?"
"I guess not. Plus, there's cracks in the ceiling. Looks like there's cracks in there, too," he says, pointing into the room. I pull the door closed a little.
"Fuck it. It's porn. People who want it will paw through it wherever it is. Hell, they might like it better down there. Maybe we should put the whole porn section in a big pile on the floor."
"What?"
I forgot. The only things that are funny when you're as buzzed as Billy Goat Beard are cartoon animals and seeing other people get hurt.
"Never mind. Just open the store and let me get dressed."
"When is Mr. Kasabian coming back?"
I look at the kid. Does this doe-eyed weed monkey suspect something? Am I going to have to lobotomize this twerp?
"When he's damn good and ready," I say.
"Okay." He walks away, like he's already forgotten the whole conversation.
I throw the dead bolt when I close the door. Need to start locking the room up all the time. Too many weapons in here. Too much blood on the floor. Too much residual magic in the walls. All I need is for some stoned teenybopper to take a post-weed nap in Metatron's Cube and wake up with his soul on a hook in some stalker's trading booth in the souk.
I clean up in the bathroom. There's a brownish-red ring around the drain. I need to get some bleach before all the blood I've been leaking into the sink stains it permanently. I wonder if Kasabian had any accident or maybe earthquake insurance. I saw official-looking papers in one box-I'll have to track that down. It'd be nice for Allegra to be able to get the place fixed up when I'm gone and she takes over.
The overcoat is wadded in a ball at the end of the bed. It looks pretty rough. Praise Lucifer that my jeans are black. Blood's not so obvious on them. I find a box with the last of the Max Overdrive T-shirts in my size and slip it on. The only thing I have to wear over the T-shirt that will hide a weapon is the half-burned motocross jacket. I'll look a little crazy in it, but it's still wearable. Because it's such a wreck, I don't have any regrets about tearing the lining open so I can slip the na'at inside. I'll still pack Azazel's knife for backup, but from now on, my primary weapons are the ones that will keep attackers the hell away from me. I didn't crawl back to Earth just to go bankrupt buying new shirts.
It takes me a minute to find where I stashed Muninn's money. I slipped it into the back of a Val Lewton box set that was blown against the far wall. I take a wad of bills from inside and toss the box on the bed.
With the overcoat tucked under my arm, I lock up the room and slip out the back without any of the dudes seeing me.
Aelita is waiting in the alley, standing there like the angel of death in librarian drag. I drop the coat and take a couple of steps into the alley so my back isn't pinned to the wall.
I say, "You're big on the Fortune magazine look. Know any decent dry cleaners around here?"
She shakes her head and shoots poison darts at me with her eyes. Or she wishes she could.
"The Vigil saw you last night. What you did with that man. You're disgusting."
"I'm an Abomination. What do you expect? If you clowns really did have me on your radar, you'd know I was just taking out the trash and that I didn't kill Kasabian. He was killed by someone you should have dealt with a long time ago."
"You followed the poor man into death and tormented him even there."
"I talked to him. I gave him a job recommendation. I helped him more than you ever helped me."
"I offered you help just yesterday. Help and redemption."
"You helped me so much that I had to get glued back together again by Doc Kinski."
"Don't speak that name in front of me!" she shouts. "He's the only creature alive more vile than you."
"Thanks. You hating Kinski makes me feel a lot better about the guy. Maybe I'll let him cut me open after all."
"Why wait? I can do that for you right now."
"Yeah, but when Kinski cuts me, he won't have a hard-on while he's doing it."
"You dare speak to an angel of the Lord that way?">My ears are still ringing, but I'm pretty sure there aren't any sirens headed this way (the crackheads aren't going to call it in and who else hangs out here at night?). But some passing Joe Citizen could call in the noise. And the morning crew will be opening the place at eleven tomorrow. I can't leave Kasabian's corpse lying here. First, I have to find something.