"You and I met at a saloon. It's closed now. Blood Meridian. This was before you met lovely Alice. We were both at the bar, each chatting up the same pretty girl, who stood between us. Neither of us had more than a few dollars then, so we'd employed a small memory charm on the bartender so that we could pay for drinks with the same money over and over again. When we realized what the other was doing, we forgot the pretty girl and talked about what and who we were, what and who we knew, paying the poor bartender with the same few dollars all night."
"No great loss, from what I remember. The girl was pretty, but kind of wasted."
"So were we, as I recall. Our sudden loss of interest offended her."
"Next lifetime, I'll buy her drinks and listen to her all night long."
"Next lifetime."
The gun suddenly feels heavy in my hand. I lower it. Vidocq, a head taller than me and half again as wide, comes over and crushes me in a long bear hug.
"It's good to see you, boy," he says.
Like the building, Vidocq hasn't changed a bit. He looks about forty-five, but is old enough that he can tell you what guillotines sounded like offing the aristocracy during the French Revolution.
I look around the room. It doesn't look right. Where's all my stuff? Where's Alice's?
"How long have you been living here? Where is everything?" I ask.
"Alice moved out a few months after you disappeared. I saved your things and the things she left in the bedroom.">Her breathing slows. She relaxes, just a hair. "Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure."
"What the hell is wrong with your clothes?"
"Yeah. I had a little accident coming into town," I say, giving her a sheepish grin. It's a look that girls used to like when I was young and not entirely unhandsome. Talking to a cute human girl that I might have flirted with in my former life, I forget for a second that I'm no longer young or handsome. I shift to what I hope was a more neutral expression.
"I might need to pick up some new things. What do you think?"
"Don't bother. I hear that arson is the new black." She crosses her arms, giving me her best defiant look.
"Stark."
"Stark. Just the one name then, like Madonna?"
"Or Cher."
"Okay, Mr. Stark…"
"Stark. No 'mister.' Just Stark."
"Okay, Just Stark. Here's the thing - I quit. I can run this place in my sleep, but Mr. Kasabian obviously doesn't trust me enough, so he brings in some, if you'll excuse me, thug buddy to keep an eye on me? No fucking thanks."
"The last thing I'm here to do is keep an eye on you. The truth is, I don't have any place to stay and Kasabian told me I could crash upstairs. The running-the-shop thing is purely honorary. As far as I'm concerned, you're in charge. Run the place any way you like."
"You still look like somebody I probably shouldn't know."
"Yeah, you said that." I take a step toward her, waiting to see if she'll take a step back. She doesn't. Nervous, but brave. I like her already. "Listen, a thug is someone who's out for no one but himself. Me? I take care of my friends." Alice's face flashes in my brain, a reminder of how empty a promise like that can be. Good intentions and a dime won't get you a damned thing in this world. Reluctantly, I push Alice back into the dark. "Stay here and I guarantee that you'll work in the safest video store in L.A."
"Gee, that's not at all terrifying."
"Also, whatever Kasabian has been paying you, I'll give you a fifty percent raise."
Now I have her attention.
"You can do that?"
"There's no one here to tell me I can't. I figure, as long as I'm technically in charge, I can pay people whatever I like."