I’ve got it together now. Tell me everything that happened.
Everything?
Everything!!!!!!!!!!
So I do. From drinking in the bar with Luc to finding Ash on the patio to trying to talk to him about the avalanche to him kissing me to shut me up to him going down on me to him walking away.
Huh.
Still not helping.
I know, I know. It’s just … does he think his friend likes you? Maybe that’s why he didn’t want to make a move?
I kind of think if he was worried about that, he wouldn’t have gone down on me to begin with!
Hmm. Good point.
So?
I don’t know.
Do you think … do you think I wasn’t any good? I mean, I didn’t really know what I was doing.
Well, what did you do?
Seriously?
You asked for help!
I don’t know. I just … I don’t know!
Okay, okay, okay. Well, did it feel like you were doing it right?
I don’t know!
How can you not know? Was he hard?
Oh, God.
He wasn’t hard????
Of course he was hard!
Oh, well, that’s good.
Oh, God.
Stop being such a drama queen.
Anna! I’ve never done this before!
I know, but every girl has to start somewhere.
I tried. I failed.
Weird. I mean, usually I have to rip my own hand off a guy’s dick. Amid many protests.
Of course she does. Anna is beautiful and funny and sweet and so much more experienced at this than I am. Not that I’m bitter or anything. Especially when she’s not even giving me any tips here.