There was a brief outburst of laughter from Vetinari, who immediately cupped his hand over his mouth. 'Oh, I do beg your pardon,' he said.
'But since it falls to me,' continued Nutt, 'then, yes, I shall go into Far Uberwald.'
'Pastor Oats will be very pleased to see you, I'm sure,' said Margolotta.
'He's still alive?' said Nutt.
'Oh, yes, indeed, he is still quite young after all, and walks with forgiveness at his side. I think he would feel it very appropriate if you were to join him. In fact, he has told me on one of his all too infrequent visits that he would be honoured to pass the rate of forgiveness on to you.'
'Nutt doesn't need forgiveness!' Glenda burst out.
Nutt smiled and patted her hand. 'Uberwald is a wild country for a man to travel in,' he said, 'even a holy man. Forgiveness is the name of Pastor Oats's double-headed battle-axe. For Mister Oats the crusade against evil is not a metaphor. Forgiveness cut through my chains. I will gladly carry it.'
'The kings of the trolls and the dwarfs will give you all the help that they can,' said Ladyship.
Nutt nodded. 'But first I have a small favour to ask you, my lord,' he said to Vetinari.
'By all means, ask.'
'I know the city has a number of golem horses. I wonder if I could borrow one of them?'
'Be my guest,' said the Patrician.
Nutt turned to Glenda. 'Miss Sugarbean. Juliet told me that you secretly want to ride through Quirm on a warm summer's evening, feeling the wind in your hair. We could leave now. I have saved money.'
All kinds of reasons why she shouldn't foamed in Glenda's head. Everywhere were responsibilities, commitments and the never-ending clamour of wanting. There were a thousand and one reasons why she should say no.
'Yes,' she said.
'In that case, then, we will not take up any more of your valuable time, my lord, my lady, and will head off to the stables.'
'But - ' Lady Margolotta began.
'I think all that needs to be said has been,' said Nutt. 'I will, we will, of course, visit you shortly when I have settled my affairs here and I look forward very much to doing so.' He nodded to them and, with Glenda walking on air beside him, went back the way they had come.
'Wasn't that nice?' said Vetinari. 'Did you see that they held hands all the time?'
At the doorway, Nutt turned round. 'Oh, just one more thing. Thank you for not posting archers up in the gallery. That would have been so... embarrassing.'
'I shall drink to your success, Margolotta,' said Vetinari as their footsteps died away. 'You know, I seriously intended to proposition Miss Sugarbean to be my cook.' He sighed again. 'Still, what is a pie to a happy ending?'
You think it's all over?
The following morning Ponder Stibbons was at work in the High Energy Magic Building when Ridcully limped in. There was a glowing silver band around his knee. 'Grapeshot's Therapeutic Squeezer,' he announced. 'A simple little spell. I'll be right as rain in no time. Mrs Whitlow wanted me to put a stocking on it, but I told her that I'm not interested in that sort of thing.'
'I'm glad to see that you're in such good spirits, Archchancellor,' said Ponder, working his way down a long calculation.
'Have you had a chance to see the papers yet this morning, Mister Stibbons?'
'No, sir. What with the football business, I'm a little behind with my work.'
'It may interest you to know that late last night a seventy-foot-high chicken broke out of what they are pleased to call the Higher Energy Magic Building at Brazeneck and is apparently rampaging through Pseudopolis while being pursued by most of the faculty, who, I assume, would be quite capable of terrorizing the city all by themselves. Henry has just had a frantic clacks and has had to rush off.'
'Oh, that is very disturbing, sir.'
'Yes, it is, isn't it?' said Ridcully. 'Apparently it's laying eggs very fast.'
'Ah, that sounds like a quasi-expansion blit phenomenon adapting itself to a living organism,' said Ponder. He turned the page, his pencil moving neatly across the column of figures.