'Are you sure?' said Macarona.
'I think the Librarian has a motto in these cases: "If you try to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands."'
Trev, who had been lurking in the shadows, waited until the rumble of stomachs died away in the distance and then hurried back and knocked on the bolted door of the Night Kitchen. 'They've all met up and they're headed for the Library.'
'Good, I think he'll share his bananas with them,' said Nutt.
'I don't really see the point,' said Glenda.
'The point is they are friends. Partners in adversity. They are a team. That is football. You have to train a team to be a team and I will have no problem with them having a very large breakfast in the morning.'
Nutt was changing, Trev thought. 'Can I ask you a personal question, Mister Nutt?'
'Nearly all the questions people ask me are personal, though do go ahead, Mister Trev.'
'Well, er, all right. Sometimes you look big and sometimes you look small. What's that all about?'
'It is something built into us,' said Nutt. 'I believe that it is a product of the morphic field contracting and expanding. It affects your perceptions.'
'When you're upset, you do look very small,' said Glenda.
'What size do I look now?'
'Pretty big,' said Trev.
'Good,' said Nutt, helping himself to a slice of pie. 'Tomorrow I intend to look even bigger.'
'There's somethin' else we have to do,' said Trev. 'Pepe wants to help me. He thinks I'm gonna play football.'
'Well, you are going to play football,' said Nutt.
'No! You know this! I promised my ol' mum and you can't break a promise to your ol' mum, Gods rest her soul. Do you 'ave keys to the wine cellar, Glenda?'
'Do you think I'd tell you, Trev Likely?'
'Thought not. I want two bottles of best brandy. And, er, could you all come with me, please? I think Pepe means well, but he, er, well, you know him, it's midnight and everythin'.'
'I think I know Pepe,' said Glenda.
There was a guard on the rear door of Shatta, but before he could even think of turning away Trev and his bodyguards, Pepe appeared. 'Cor! Three chums. I must be very frightening,' he said, leering. 'Hello, chums, got the brandy?'
'Yes, what's this all about, Pepe? You've been putting the willies up Trev,' said Glenda.
'I never have! I hardly ever put the willies up anyone these days. I just told him he was going to play in the football.'
'I promised my ol' mum,' said Trev, clinging to the declaration as if it were a tiny raft in a choppy sea.
'But you've got a star in your hand and you don't have much of a choice.'
Trev looked at his palm. 'Just a lot of lines.'
'Well there's them that has the sight and there again there's them that don't. I'm one of those that have. 's metaphorical, see. But all it is is that I would like to give you a little something that may be of use to you tomorrow. What am I saying? It might damn well save your life,' said Pepe. 'It'll certainly save your marriage. I'm sure the ladies here would like to think that us at Shatta have done the best for you.'
'For what it's worth, Trev, I trust Pepe,' said Glenda.
'And this is Mister Nutt,' said Trev. 'He's a friend.'
'Yeah. I know what Mister Nutt is,' said Pepe. 'And you can come, too. I am pleased to make your... acquaintance.'