Trev mentioned this to Glenda as she came back from ushering the bemused Roz out of the range of more of Nutt's philosophy. She looked at Trev and said, 'Do you think Vetinari knows about this?'
'Dunno,' said Trev. 'Well, I know he's s'posed to have lots of spies, but I dunno whether they'd know about this.'
'Do you think someone ought to tell him?' said Glenda.
Trev laughed. 'What are you suggestin'? That we go over to the palace, walk right up to him and say, "Excuse us, mister, there are a few things that have escaped your attention?"'
'Yes,' said Glenda.
'Thank you, Drumknott, that will be all for now,' said Vetinari.
'Yes, sir,' said Drumknott. He nodded at Lady Margolotta and oiled his way noiselessly out of the room.
'Havelock, I appreciate that Drumknott is very competent, but he always seems to me to be a rather strange little man.'
'Well, it would be a funny old world if we were all alike, madam, although I admit not very funny if we were all like Drumknott. But he is loyal and excessively trustworthy,' said Vetinari.
'Hmm,' said her ladyship. 'Does he have much of a personal life?'
'I believe that he collects different types of stationery,' said Vetinari. 'I have sometimes speculated that he might change his life for the better should he meet a young lady willing to dress up as a manila envelope.'
They were on the balcony outside the Oblong Office, which offered a perfect view of the centre of the city while leaving the viewer almost invisible.
'The accord is going ahead?' said Vetinari.
'Certainly,' said her ladyship. 'Peace at last between dwarfs and trolls.'
Vetinari smiled. 'The word "peace" is generally defined as a period of rest and rearmament before the next war. Were many assassinations necessary?'
'Havelock, sometimes you are too direct!'
'I do beg your pardon, it's just that the progress of history requires butchers as well as shepherds.'
'There were no assassinations,' said her ladyship. She turned her eyes upwards. 'There was, however, a terrible mining accident and a rather unusual rock slide. But, of course, there is still the Loko business to sort out. The dwarfs still want total extermination.'
'How many orcs are there?'
'Nobody knows. Perhaps Nutt will be able to find them.'
'We must not have genocide,' said Vetinari. 'History has a way of repaying.'
'He is turning out to be quite a surprise.'
'So I understand. From the reports I have been receiving, all that the orcs were not, he is.'
'But he will remain an orc underneath it all,' said her ladyship.
'I wonder what remains under all of us?' said Vetinari.
'You've taken a very big risk, you know,' said Lady Margolotta.
'Madam, this city is all risk, I assure you.'
'And power is a game of smoke and mirrors,' said her ladyship, reaching for the wine.
'Oddly enough, Commander Vimes reminds me of that nearly every day. No civil police force could hold out against an irate and resolute population. The trick is not to let them realize that. Yes?'
There was a knock at the door. It was Drumknott again. 'I am sorry to interrupt, sir, madam, but in the circumstances I thought it would be a good idea.' He sniffed. 'It's the lady with the pies.'