'You don't have to buy them,' she said wearily. They're evidence.'
'We can't defraud an innocent tradesman who may be the victim of circumstances,' said Carrot.
'You want ketchup?' said Gimlet. 'Only they're extra with ketchup.'
The funeral carriage went slowly through the streets. It looked quite expensive, but that was Cockbill Street for you. People put money by. Vimes remembered that. You always put money by, in Cockbill Street. You saved up for a rainy day even if it was pouring already. And you'd die of shame if people thought you could afford only a cheap funeral.
Half a dozen black-clad mourners came along behind, together with perhaps a score of people who had tried at least to look respectable.
Vimes followed the procession at a distance all the way to the cemetery behind the Temple of Small Gods, where he lurked awkwardly among the gravestones and sombre graveyard trees while the priest mumbled on.
The gods had made the people of Cockbill Street poor, honest and provident, Vimes reflected. They might as well have hung signs saying 'Kick me' on their backs and had done with it. Yet Cockbill Street people tended towards religion, at least of the less demonstrative kind. They always put a little life by for a rainy eternity.
Eventually the crowd around the graves broke up and drifted away with the aimless look of people whose immediate future contains ham rolls.
Vimes spotted a tearful young woman in the main group and advanced carefully. 'Er... are you Mildred Easy?' he said.
She nodded. 'Who are you?' She took in the cut of his coat and added, 'sir?'
Was that old Mrs Easy who used to do dressmaking?' said Vimes, taking her gently aside.
That's right
'And the... smaller coffin?'
'That was our William¨C'
The girl looked as if she were about to cry again.
'Can we have a talk?' said Vimes. There are some things I hope you can tell me.'
He hated the way his mind worked. A proper human being would have shown respect and quietly walked away. But, as he'd stood among the chilly stones, a horrible apprehension had stolen over him that almost all the answers were in place now, if only he could work out the questions.
She looked around at the other mourners. They had reached the gate and were staring back curiously at the two of them.
'Er ... I know this isn't the right time,' said Vimes. 'But, when the kids play hopscotch in the street, what's the rhyme they sing? Salt, mustard, vinegar, pepper? , isn't it?'
She stared at his worried grin. That's a skipping rhyme,' she said coldly. 'When they play hopscotch they sing Billy Skunkins is a brass stud . Who are you?'
'I'm Commander Vimes of the Watch,' said Vimes. So ... Willy Scuggins would live on in the street, in disguise and in a fashion... And old Stoneface was just some guy on a bonfire...
Then her tears came.
'It's all right, it's all right,' said Vimes, as soothingly as he could. 'I was brought up in Cockbill Street, that's why I ... I mean I'm... I'm not here on ... I'm not out to ... look, I know you took food home from the palace. That's all right by me. I'm not here to ... oh, damn, would you like my handkerchief? I think your one's full.'
'Everyone does it!'
'Yes, I know.'
'Anyway, cook never says nothing ... She began to sob again.
'Yes, yes.'
'Everyone takes a few things,' said Mildred Easy. 'It's not like stealing.'
It is, thought Vimes treacherously. But I don't give a damn.
And now... he'd got a grip on the long copper rod and was climbing into a high place while the thunder muttered around him. The, er, the last food you sto - were given,' he said. 'What was it?'