The Truth (Discworld 25) - Page 336

Sacharissa looked up, still preoccupied. 'What?'

'Let's go. Out. Now. For a walk, or tea, or shopping,' said William. 'Let's not be here. Don't argue, please. Coat on. Now. Before it realizes. Before it finds a way to stop us.'

'What are you talking about?'

He pulled her coat off the peg and grabbed her arm. 'No time to explain!'

She allowed herself to be dragged out into the street, where William took a deep breath and relaxed.

'Now would you mind telling me what that was all about?' said Sacharissa. 'I've got a pile of work in there, you know.'

'I know. Come on. We're probably not far enough away. There's a new noodle place opened in Elm Street. Everyone says it's pretty good. How about it?'

'But there's all that work to do!'

'So? It'll still be there tomorrow, won't it?'

She hesitated. 'Well, an hour or two won't hurt, probably,' she admitted.

'Good. Let's go.'

They'd reached the junction of Treacle Mine Road and Elm Street when it caught up with them.

There were cries further along the street. William swivelled his head, saw the four-horse brewer's dray thundering out of control. He saw the people diving and scuttling out of the way. He saw the soup-plate hooves throw up mud and ice. He saw the brasses on the harness, the gleam, the steam...

His head swivelled the other way. He saw the old woman with two sticks crossing the street, quite oblivious of the onrushing death. He saw the shawl, the white hair...

A blur went past him. The man twisted in the air, landed on his shoulder in the centre of the street, rolled upright, grabbed the woman, and leapt--

The wayward wagon went by in a rush of steam and slush. The team tried to corner at the crossroads. The dray behind them did not. A melee of hooves and horses and wheels and sleet and screams whirled onwards and took the windows out of several shops before the cart rammed up against a stone pillar and stopped dead.

In obedience to the laws of physics and the narrative of such things, its load did not. The barrels burst their bonds, crashed down on to the street and rolled onwards. A few smashed, filling the gutter with suds. The others, thumping and banging into one another, became the focus of attention of every upright citizen who could recognize a hundred gallons of beer which suddenly didn't belong to anyone any more and was heading for freedom.

William and Sacharissa looked at one another.

'Okay - I'll get the story, you go and find Otto!'

They said that at the same time, and then stared defiantly at each other.

'All right, all right,' said William. 'Find some kid, bribe him to get Otto, I'll talk to that Plucky Watchman who grabbed the old lady in A Mercy Dash, you cover the Big Smash, okay?'

'I'll find the kid,' said Sacharissa, pulling out her own notebook, 'but you cover the accident and the Beer Barrel Bonanza and I'll talk to the White-Haired Granny. Human interest, right?'

'All right!' William conceded. That was Captain Carrot who did the rescue. Make sure Otto gets a picture, and get his age!'

'Of course!'

William headed towards the crowd around the smashed wagon. Many people were in distant pursuit of the barrels, and the odd scream suggested that thirsty people seldom realize how hard it is to stop a hundred gallons of beer in a big oak cask when it's on a roll.

He dutifully noted down the name on the side of the dray. A couple of men were helping the horses up, but they did not appear to have much to do with beer delivery. They appeared to be men who simply wanted to help lost horses, and take them home and make them better. If this had to mean dyeing areas of their coats and swearing blind they'd owned them for the past two years, then so be it.

He approached a bystander not obviously engaged in any felonious activity.

'Exc--' he began. But the citizen's eyes had already detected the notebook.

'I saw it all,' he said.

'Did you?'

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