“Why don't we land somewhere along here?” he said.
“The desert coast?” said Simony. “What for? Nothing to eat, nothing to drink, easy to lose your way. Omnia's the only destination in this wind. We can land this side of the city. I know people. And those people know people. All across Omnia, there's people who know people. People who believe in the Turtle.”
“You know, I never meant for people to believe in the Turtle,” said Didactylos unhappily. “It's just a big turtle. It just exists. Things just happen that way. I don't think the Turtle gives a damn. I just thought it might be a good idea to write things down and explain things a bit.”
“People sat up all night, on guard, while other peo?ple made copies,” said Simony, ignoring him. “Pass?ing them from hand to hand! Everyone making a copy and passing it on! Like a fire spreading underground!”
“Would this be lots of copies?” said Didactylos cautiously.
“Hundreds! Thousands!”
“I suppose it's too late to ask for, say, a five per cent royalty?” said Didactylos, looking hopeful for a moment. “No. Probably out of the question, I expect. No. Forget I even asked.”
A few flying fish zipped out of the waves, pursued by a dolphin.
“Can't help feeling a bit sorry for that young Brutha,” said Didactylos.
“Priests are expendable,” said Simony. “There's too many of them.”
“He had all our books,” said Urn.
“He'll probably float with all that knowledge in him,” said Didactylos.
“He was mad, anyway,” said Simony. “I saw him whispering to that tortoise.”
“I wish we still had it. There's good eating on one of those things,” said Didactylos.
It wasn't much of a cave, just a deep hollow carved by the endless desert winds and, a long time ago, even by water. But it was enough.
Brutha knelt on the stony floor and raised the rock over his head.
There was a buzzing in his ears and his eyeballs felt as though they were set in sand. No water since sunset and no food for a hundred years. He had to do it.
“I'm sorry,” he said, and brought the rock down.
The snake had been watching him intently but in its early-morning torpor it was too slow to dodge. The cracking noise was a sound that Brutha knew his con?science would replay to him, over and over again.
“Good,” said Om, beside him. “Now skin it, and don't waste the juice. Save the skin, too.”
“I didn't want to do it,” said Brutha.
“Look at it this way,” said Om, “if you'd walked in the cave without me to warn you, you'd be lying on the floor now with a foot the size of a wardrobe. Do unto others before they do unto you.”
is time of year?-
-the glow in the sky over there is the Aurora Corealis, the hublights, where the magical field of the Discworld constantly discharges itself among the peaks of Cori Celesti, the central mountain. And at this time of year the sun rises over the desert in Ephebe and over the sea in Omnia, so keep the hublights on the left and the sunset glow behind you-
“Did you ever go to Cori Celesti?” said Brutha.
Om, who had been nodding off in the cold, woke up with a start.
“Huh?”
“It's where the gods live.”
“Hah! I could tell you stories,” said Om darkly.
“What?”