Small Gods (Discworld 13) - Page 91

“Him! Him! I'd know him anywhere!”

“Lord, I wish I wasn't a sailor at all,” said Brutha. He felt the box trembling as Om bounced around inside.

“Kill him! Find something sharp! Push him overboard!”

“Come with us to the prow, Brutha,” said Vorbis. “There are many interesting things to be seen, according to the captain.”

The captain gave the frozen smirk of those caught between a rock and a hard place. Vorbis could always supply both.

Brutha trailed behind the other three, and risked a whisper.

“What's the matter?”

“Him! The bald one! Push him over the side!”

Vorbis half-turned, caught Brutha's embarrassed attention, and smiled.

“We will have our minds broadened, I am sure,” he said. He turned back to the captain, and pointed to a large bird gliding down the face of the waves.

“The Pointless Albatross,” said the captain promptly. "Flies from the Hub to the Ri- he faltered. But Vorbis was gazing with apparent affability at the view.

“He turned me over in the sun! Look at his mind!”

“From one pole of the world to the other, every year,” said the captain. He was sweating slightly.

“Really?” said Vorbis. “Why?”

“No one knows.”

“Excepting the God, of course,” said Vorbis.

The captain's face was a sickly yellow.

“Of course. Certainly,” he said.

“Brutha?” shouted the tortoise. “Are you listening to me?”

“And over there?” said Vorbis.

The sailor followed his extended arm.

“Oh. Flying fish,” he said. “But they don't really fly,” he added quickly. “They just build up speed in the water and glide a little way.”

“One of the God's marvels,” said Vorbis. “Infinite variety, eh?”

“Yes, indeed,” said the captain. Relief was crossing his face now, like a friendly army.

“And the things down there?” said the exquisitor.

“Them? Porpoises,” said the captain. “Sort of a fish.”

“Do they always swim around ships like this?”

“Often. Certainly. Especially in the waters off Ephebe.”

Vorbis leaned over the rail, and said nothing. Simony was staring at the horizon, his face absolutely immobile. This left a gap in the conversation which the captain, very stupidly, sought to fill.

“They'll follow a ship for days,” he said.

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