Small Gods (Discworld 13) - Page 89

“He turned me on to my back,” said Om.

“Yes, but humans are more important than animals,” said Brutha.

“This is a point of view often expressed by humans,” said Om.

"Chapter IX, verse 16 of the book of- Brutha began.

“Who cares what any book says?” screamed the tortoise.

Brutha was shaken.

“But you never told any of the prophets that people should be kind to animals,” he said. “I don't remember anything about that. Not when you were . . . bigger. You don't want people to be kind to animals because they're animals, you just want people to be kind to animals because one of them might be you.”

o;Where are we? Who's that? It's as hot as hell in here and, believe me, I know what I'm talking about.”

“I can't talk now!” hissed Brutha.

“This cabbage stinks like a swamp! Let there be lettuce! Let there be slices of melon!”

The horses edged along the jetty and were led one at a time up the gangplank. By this time the box was vibrating. Brutha kept looking around guiltily, but no one else was taking any notice. Despite his size, Brutha was easy not to notice. Practically everyone had better things to do with their time than notice someone like Brutha. Even Vorbis had switched him off, and was talking to the captain.

He found a place up near the pointed end, where one of the sticking-up bits with the sails on gave him a bit of privacy. Then, with some dread, he opened the box.

The tortoise spoke from deep within its shell.

“Any eagles about?”

Brutha scanned the sky.

“No.”

The head shot out.

"You- it began.

“I couldn't talk!” said Brutha. “People were with me all the time! Can't you . . . read the words in my mind? Can't you read my thoughts?”

“Mortal thoughts aren't like that,” snapped Om. “You think it's like watching words paint themselves across the sky? Hah! It's like trying to make sense of a bundle of weeds. Intentions, yes. Emotions, yes. But not thoughts. Half the time you don't know what you're thinking, so why should I?”

“Because you're the God,” said Brutha. “Abbys, chapter LVI, verse 17: `All of mortal mind he knows, and there are no secrets.' ”

“Was he the one with the bad teeth?”

Brutha hung his head.

“Listen,” said the tortoise, “I am what I am. I can't help it if people think something else.”

“But you knew about my thoughts . . . in the garden . . .” muttered Brutha.

The tortoise hesitated. “That was different,” it said. “They weren't . . . thoughts. That was guilt.”

“I believe that the Great God is Om, and in His Justice,” said Brutha. “And I shall go on believing, whatever you say, and whatever you are.”

“Good to hear it,” said the tortoise fervently. “Hold that thought. Where are we?”

“On a boat,” said Brutha. “On the sea. Wobbling.”

“Going to Ephebe on a boat? What's wrong with the desert?”

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