Ridcully gave up.
“Anyway, you looked pretty surprised when you saw me,” he said. “Your face went white.”
“Anyone'd go white, seeing a full-grown man standing there looking like a sheep about to choke,” said Granny.
“You really don't let up, do you?” said Ridcully. “Amazing. You don't give an inch.”
Another leaf drifted past.
Ridcully didn't move his head.
“You know,” he said, his voice staying quite level, “either autumn comes really early in these parts, or the birds here are the ones out of that story I mentioned, or someone's in the tree above us.”
“I know.”
“You know?”
“Yes, because I've been paying attention while you were dodging the traffic in Memory Lane,” said Granny. “There's at least five of 'em, and they're right above us. How's those magic fingers of yours?”
“I could probably manage a fireball.”
“Wouldn't work. Can you carry us out of here?”
“Not both of us.”
“Just you?”
“Probably, but I'm not going to leave you.”
Granny rolled her eyes. “It's true, you know,” she said. “All men are swains. Push off, you soft old bugger. They're not intending to kill me. At least, not yet. But they don't hardly know nothing about wizards and they'll chop you down without thinking.”
“Now who's being soft?”
“I don't want to see you dead when you could be doin' something useful.”
“Running away isn't useful.”
“It's going to be a lot more useful than staying here.”
“I'd never forgive myself if I went.”
“And I'd never forgive you if you stayed, and I'm a lot more unforgiving than you are,” said Granny. “When it's all over, try to find Gytha Ogg. Tell her to look in my old box. She'll know what's in there. And if you don't go now-”
An arrow hit the stump beside Ridcully.
“The buggers are firing at me!” he shouted. “If I had my crossbow-”
“I should go and get it, then,” said Granny.
“Right! I'll be back instantly!”
Ridcully vanished. A moment later several lumps of castle masonry dropped out of the space he had just occupied.
“That's him out of the way, then,” said Granny, to no one in particular.
She stood up, and gazed around at the trees.
“All right,” she said, “here I am. I ain't running. Come and get me. Here I am. All of me.”