‘Oook.’
‘What happened to them, then?’
‘Eeek.’
Rincewind groaned.
The Librarian had put his candle out because the presence of the naked flame was unsettling the books, but now that Rincewind had grown accustomed to the dark, he realised it wasn’t dark at all. The soft octarine glow from the books filled the inside of the tower with something that, while it wasn’t exactly light, was a blackness you could see by. Now and again the ruffle of stiff pages floated down from the gloom.
‘So, basically, there’s no way our magic could defeat him, isn’t that right?’
The Librarian cooked disconsolate agreement and continued to spin around gently on his bottom.
‘Pretty pointless, then. It may have struck you that I am not exactly gifted in the magical department? I mean, any duel is going to go on the lines of “Hallo, I’m Rincewind” closely followed by bazaam!’
‘Oook.’
‘Basically, what you’re saying is that I’m on my own.’
‘Oook.’
‘Thanks.’
By their own faint glow Rincewind regarded the books that had stacked themselves around the inner walls of the ancient tower.
He sighed, and marched briskly to the door, but slowed down noticeably as he reached it.
‘I’ll be off, then,’ he said.
‘Oook.’
‘To face who knows what dreadful perils,’ Rincewind added. ‘To lay down my life in the service of mankind-’
‘Eeek.’
‘All right, bipeds-’
‘Woof.’
‘- and quadrapeds, all right.’ He glanced at the Patrician’s jamjar, a beaten man.
‘And lizards,’ he added. ‘Can I go now?’
A gale was howling down out of a clear sky as Rincewind toiled towards the tower of sourcery. Its high white doors were shut so tightly it was barely possible to see their outline in the milky surface of the stone.
He hammered on it for a bit, but nothing much happened. The doors seemed to absorb the sound.
‘Fine thing,’ he muttered to himself, and remembered the carpet. It was lying where he had left it, which was another sign that Ankh had changed. In the thieving days before the sourcerer nothing stayed for long where you left it. Nothing printable, anyway.
He rolled it out on the cobbles so that the golden dragons writhed against the blue ground, unless of course the blue dragons were flying against a golden sky.
He sat down.
He stood up.
He sat down again and hitched up his robe and, with some effort, unrolled one of his socks. Then he replaced his boot and wandered around for a bit until he found, among the rubble, a half-brick. He inserted the half-brick into the sock and gave the sock a few thoughtful swings.
Rincewind had grown up in Morpork. What a Morpork citizen liked to have on his side in a fight was odds of about twenty to one, but failing that a sockful of half-brick and a dark alley to lurk in was generally considered a better bet than any two magic swords you cared to name. >Most of the wizards managed to turn their heads away. A few -and there are always a few like that watched in obscene fascination.