The wall beside him shook itself like a dog and drifted apart, its masonry giving Rincewind several severe blows as it soared away.
The four of them landed on the blue and gold carpet in a storm of flying rock.
‘We’ve got to get out of here,’ said Nijel, keeping up his reputation for acute observation.
‘Hang on,’ said Rincewind. ‘I’ll say-’
‘You won’t,’ snapped Conina, kneeling beside him. ‘I’ll say. I don’t trust you.’
‘But you’ve-’
‘Shut up,’ said Conina. She patted the carpet.
‘Carpet - rise,’ she commanded.
There was a pause.
,Up.,
‘Perhaps it doesn’t understand the language,’ said Nijel.
‘Lift. Levitate. Fly.’
‘Or it could be, say, sensitive to one particular voice-’
‘Shut. Up.’
‘You tried up,’ said Nijel. ‘Try ascend.’
‘Or soar,’ said Creosote. Several tons of flagstone swooped past an inch from his head.
‘If it was going to answer to them it would have done, wouldn’t it?’ said Conina. The air round her was thick with dust as the flying stones ground together. She thumped the carpet.
‘Take off, you blasted mat! Arrgh!’
A piece of cornice clipped her shoulder. She rubbed the bruise irritably, and turned to Rincewind, who was sitting with his knees under his chin and his hat pulled down over his head.
‘Why doesn’t it work?’ she said.
‘You’re not saying the right words,’ he said.
‘It doesn’t understand the language?’
‘Language hasn’t got anything to do with it. You’ve neglected something fundamental.’
‘Well?’
‘Well what?’ sniffed Rincewind.
‘Look, this isn’t the time to stand on your dignity!’
‘You keep on trying, don’t you mind me.’
‘Make it fly!’
Rincewind pulled his hat further over his ears.
‘Please?’ said Conina.