'I was alluding to things of a different nature,' she hinted darkly.
Nanny Ogg peered at her.
'Something wrong with your eye, Esme?' she hazarded.
Granny Weatherwax sighed.
'Extremely worrying developments of a magical tendency are even now afoot,' she said loudly.
The room went quiet. Everyone stared at the witches, except for Darron's eldest, who took advantage of the opportunity to continue his alcoholic experiments. Then, swiftly as they had fled, several dozen conversations hurriedly got back into gear.
'It might be a good idea if we can go and talk somewhere more private,' said Granny, as the comforting hubbub streamed over them again.
They ended up in the washhouse, where Granny tried to give an account of the mind she had encountered.
'It's out there somewhere, in the mountains and the high forests,' she said. 'And it is very big.'
'I thought it was looking for someone,' said Magrat. 'It put me in mind of a large dog. You know, lost. Puzzled.'
Granny thought about this. Now she came to think of it . . .
'Yes,' she said. 'Something like that. A big dog.'
'Worried,' said Magrat.
'Searching,' said Granny.
'And getting angry,' said Magrat.
'Yes,' said Granny, staring fixedly at Nanny.
'Could be a troll,' said Nanny Ogg. 'I left best part of a pint in there, you know,' she added reproachfully.
'I know what a troll's mind feels like, Gytha,' said Granny. She didn't snap the words out. In fact it was the quiet way she said them that made Nanny hesitate.
'They say there's really big trolls up towards the Hub,' said Nanny slowly. 'And ice giants, and big hairy woss-names that live above the snowline. But you don't mean anything like that, do you?'
'No.'
'Oh.'
Magrat shivered. She told herself that a witch had absolute control over her own body, and the goosepimples under her tun nightdress were just a figment of her own imagination. The trouble was, she had an excellent imagination.
Nanny Ogg sighed.
'We'd better have a look, then,' she said, and took the lid off the copper.
Nanny Ogg never used her washhouse., since all her washing was done by the daughers-in-law, a tribe of grey-faced, subdued women whose names she never bothered to remember. It had become, therefore, a storage place for dried-up old bulbs, burnt-out cauldrons and fermenting jars of wasp jam. No fire had been lit under the copper for ten years. Its bricks were crumbling, and rare ferns grew around the firebox. The water under the lid was inky black and, according to rumour, bottomless; the Ogg grandchildren were encouraged to believe that monsters from the dawn of time dwelt in its depths, since Nanny believed that a bit of thrilling and pointless terror was an essential ingredient of the magic of childhood.
In summer she used it as a beer cooler.
'It'll have to do. I think perhaps we should join hands,' she said. 'And you, Magrat, make sure the door's shut.'
ool fumbled in his sleeve and produced a rather soiled red and yellow handkerchief embroidered with bells. The duke took it with an expression of pathetic gratitude and blew his nose. Then he held it away from him and gazed at it with demented suspicion.
'Is this a dagger I see before me?' he mumbled.
'Um. No, my lord. It's my handkerchief, you see. You can sort of tell the difference if you look closely. It doesn't have as many sharp edges.'