Magical Midlife Dating (Leveling Up 2) - Page 96

Another pulse cut through me, Ivy House calling those in town, obviously summoning them to meet me. That was probably why she’d sent Damarion and crew racing outside. She wasn’t one for patience, clearly. I’d woken up, and it was time to take down our enemies.

“What’s the matter?” Damarion said as he reached me, grabbing for my shoulders. I evaded and turned, catching Niamh opening her front door. A bright pink nightshirt hugged her torso and ended just below her upper thighs.

“This job requires pants, usually,” Mr. Tom said.

“What in bejaysus are ye at this early in the mornin’?” Niamh hollered, scaring Edgar off her porch.

It was a good point—I hadn’t thought to check the time.

Six in the morning. Did Mr. Tom ever sleep, or had he figured out how to sleep standing up, hovering over me?

“I’m feeling great, thanks,” I said dryly, trying to hide my grimace.

My phone vibrated in my hand. Text from Austin: Tell Ivy House to back off. I’m almost done. Meet you there.

“Well, I can see yer feeling fine. Yer walking around and rarin’ to go. That means you need to rattle everyone awake, does it?”

“Clearly the idea of working offends you, but did you forget there is still a job to be done?” Mr. Tom sniffed in disdain.

Niamh’s eyes shot fire as she zeroed in on him. Edgar backed away a little more.

“Okay, enough.” I held up my hands to forestall whatever zinger was sure to come. “Stop. Sorry, I didn’t realize the time. I just woke up. We still have mages at large, though, and they know their stuff. I escaped them once. I doubt whatever they rig up next will be as easy to get out of. Spoiler alert, last time wasn’t easy at all. It hurt quite a lot, actually. Clearly they won’t be dumb enough to come for me on Ivy House property, so I will be putting myself out there, trusting Austin and Damarion to have my back.”

Damarion stiffened, probably because I’d mentioned Austin first. I ignored it.

“First things first—we will find that basa…bas…”

“Basajaun,” Mr. Tom said.

“Right, we’ll find the hairy creature and ask him where to find the lower entrance to the cave. That should help us track them.”

“Excuse me, Jessie, but—”

I held up a hand for Damarion. “I heard about you trying to talk him around. I’ll approach it a different way.” I turned to Edgar, surprised when he flinched and covered one of his eyes. “Edgar, please go grab me the best bundle of fresh flowers you can procure. Your very best.”

“Basajaun eat meat, Jessie,” Edgar said. “I’m sure I can find a haunch of pig or something…”

“Chocolate isn’t strictly necessary for my survival, Edgar, but on occasion I’d gnaw off your hand to get some.”

He pressed the hand not covering his eye a little tighter to his chest.

“We’re going after them now?” Niamh hadn’t moved to put on pants.

“Yes. Now. They’ve had two days to come up with another plan. I don’t want to wait for them to spring it.”

Gargoyle wings flapped above the street, flying low, coming from town. They’d beelined here instead of flying over the woods like we’d agreed. They were too big to be bats—any non-magical folks who were up at this hour would probably call the cops.

“Get them inside.” I waved my arm and motioned them toward Niamh’s house, the closest available enclosed space.

“No, no, not in here! They’re gargoyles. They think they’ll melt if they take a shower.” She waved them away.

Mr. Tom puffed out his chest. “That is an old wives’ tale, and your refusal to allow them into your house is discrimination. Really, woman, in this day and age?”

“The younger ones are a little ripe,” Edgar said solemnly. “It isn’t their species, of course, but just a lack of overall hygiene. Younger guys, you know—sometimes they’d rather not bother washing up. Niamh has a large collection of doilies in her house. They tend to trap smell. Then again, should we need to burn them, I can always furnish her with more. My newest batch—”

“Fine, put them in the back.” I stepped onto the bright green front yard that Edgar must’ve made it his duty to keep up and directed them like I might an airplane. “Thanks for coming, guys. Just head back there, if you don’t mind. We’ll be with you in a moment.”

“I’m a little lost. What’s the plan?” Ulric asked.

“I can’t allow you to approach that basajaun,” Damarion said, his hand gently settling on the swell of my butt. I stepped away. Clearly we needed to talk. Now was not the time.

I felt Austin on the property, cutting through the woods and across the back lawn.

“Edgar, go get those flowers. Hurry.”

“Yes, Jessie.” He took off running, a strange sort of hunched lope with his elbows flared out, his long fingers dangling at his sides, and his head bobbing animatedly with each step.

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