"Me, too. By the way, Avi and I are back together. "
"I knew it was just a matter of time. You guys are meant for each other. "
I look at the gun resting on her lap. Guns are used as a means to help Israelis protect their land and their people.
Im sure these guns mean something totally different to the Palestinians. "Jess, what do you think will happen between you andTarik in the future?"
Ive never asked her this before, because I know she loves him and doesnt want to think about life without him. But if its not going to work out, why torture yourself by falling more in love with a guy you know you cant have a future with?
"I dont know," Jess says. "I dont think about it. "
I think about my future all the time, and always imagine Avi in it. "Have you ever gotten in a fight and thought of breaking up?"
Jess chuckles. "Sure, but I cant stop dating Tarik any more than you can stop dating Avi. When the time comes to talk about the serious stuff, maybe well decide it wont work. Until then, Im not stressing about it. Dont tell me you and Avi talk about the future. "
I smile at her. "Yeah, we do. "
Her mouth opens wide. "Wow. Please tell me youre not gonna get married at eighteen and skip college. "
"Im not getting married or skipping college. But I hope one day. . . " My voice trails off, thinking about what our life might be like in the future.
" . . . youll have little Amys and Avis running around the house," Jess finishes for me.
"Maybe. But we wont name them Amy and Avi--you know most Jewish people dont name their kids after a living relative. " Rabbi Glassman told me its because of an old superstition that the Angel of Death will accidentally take the baby instead of the older relative of the same name. As if the Angel of Death would be confused. Maybe I dont believe it, but Im not taking any chances. There wont be an Amy Jr. or Avi Jr. in my house. Naming zits is another story.
"So when did you and Avi have this discussion?" "Last night. We stayed at a hotel in Ein Gedi. " "Just the two of you?"
"Yeah. " I pull out my suitcase and pretend to rearrange my stuff.
"So? Come on, Amy. Dont keep me in suspense. " I look around to make sure nobody is eavesdropping. "We didnt have sex, if thats what youre getting at," I whisper. "I mean, I wanted to. And he wanted to. "
Jess hasnt been a virgin for years, ever since she and Michael Greenberg did it sophomore year. But Jess isnt the result of two people getting together one night out of lust and nothing else; I am.
Jess waves her hand in a "come on, spill the beans" gesture. We seriously have less than five minutes before the next activity. I cant possibly describe how amazing it is that Avi and I reconnected. My body is still humming from the touch of his hands and the sound of his voice whispering sexy things in my ear, making me shiver with excitement. Im definitely applying to colleges in Israel so we can be together whenever possible. I cant wait until our next boot camp activity just so I can see him again. . . even if we cant be "with" each other. As long as we can see each other, Im totally psyched.
Ronit comes into the barracks with Liron and they tell us to line up outside. I actually smile at Liron and dont fear that shes my rival. I pick up George II and head outside. The guys are waiting for us. I know were going to the shooting range to practice, but I dont see anyone from Avis unit besides Liron here.
Liron taps me on the shoulder. "Avis not here. He wanted me to let you know that he was sorry he couldnt say goodbye. "
What? Avi s not here? For how long? "Will he be back tomorrow?"
Liron shakes her head. "The Sayeret Tzefa trainees have been taken off base for intensive combat training exercises before they head to Counter Terror School. It was a surprise for everyone. Since Im an operations specialist, I can stay on base until your unit graduates. "
The thought of not seeing Avi for the rest of my trip to Israel is terrible, especially after last night. But Avi would want me to stay strong and positive.
"You okay?" Liron asks me.
Blinking back the tears about to spill out, I force a brave smile. "Yeah. Im okay. "
Were introduced to our new team leaders. There are two Israeli girls assigned as new team leaders, and three guys.
As one of the new team leaders steps in front of us, I notice shes wearing sunglasses suspiciously similar to the $235 ones I dropped in the poop hole my first day here.
My mouth drops open. They are my sunglasses. I look over at Jessica, who I know also noticed because shes got the same open-mouthed, shocked expression I do.
"She fished them out," I whisper to Jess.
Jess shakes her head. "Im speechless, Amy. What are you gonna do? Ask for them back?"
"Absolutely not!" If a girl wants those glasses so bad shell fish in poop to get them, she can be my guest and keep them forever.
Noah got reassigned, and is also now a team leader for our unit. I wish Noah had another message from Avi, but he doesnt. I also wish I had Noahs outlook on life. . . no expectations, and then you wont be disappointed.
When we get to the shooting range, I walk up to Nathan as were waiting for our turn to shoot. "Just so you know, Im breaking up with you. "
Nathan shakes his head vigorously. "Nuh uh. You cant do that. Im supposed to break up with you first. That was our deal. "
"So break up with me. Im back with Avi. "
"Well, you cant tell Tori. You promised to pretend to be devastated about our breakup. " Nathan pouts. "Hows it gonna look to Tori when she sees you broke up with me to go out with that. . . that beast?" He puts his arm around me and says, "Come on, Amy. Youre my best friend. Whats a girl best friend worth if she wont help you get laid?"
I push him away from me. "Eww. Youre so gross. "
"Im a guy, I was born gross. Now go tell Tori we broke up. And that youre devastated. I want to see some tears. And dont forget to tell her Im good in bed. "
"Im not telling her that. "
"Why not?"
"Because what if its not true? I dont want my credibility questioned. "
"Are you insinuating what I think youre insinuating?"
I hold my hands up. "Dont blame me. Listen, Nathan. Ever since you broke up with Becky--*
"Bicky. "
"Whatow her name is. You dont have to act like a player. Im only gonna say this once so you dont get a big head. Youre cute, with that streaked-blond messy-haired garage-band-guy look youve got goin on. " I gesture to his hair and cute boyish face. "Youre cool. . . when youre not eating my white chocolate Kit Kats. And youre funny. . . in an entertaining, Muppety sort of way. Im not setting you up with Tori just so you can get into her pants. Ill set you up with Tori because youre a great guy. "
"You think Im a great guy?"
I roll my eyes. "When youre not being an idiot you are. But Ive got to warn you, Toris got issues. "
"I do, too. " Considering he doesnt have parents around and lives with his aunt and uncle, who arent deliriously happy to be fostering their nephew, Im well aware of Nathans issues.
"Theres just one more problem," I tell him, as Sergeant B-S calls us to take our places on the range.
"What?"
"Nothing I cant handle. " I dont tell Nathan that while Im trying to get Tori to fall in love with him, I have to get Miranda to fall out of love with him. Nathan may rock Mirandas world, but he doesnt feel the same way about her. Thats not to say that it will never happen. . . it just wont happen now. As much as I hate to admit it, Nathan and Tori have potential. Theyve both got chutzpah . . . a lot of attitude and nerve. Both of them could use a person to challenge them.
"Just dont tell Tori anything thatll ruin my reputation as a stud," Nathan says as he releases the magazine to his M16.
"Dont worry, Nathan. You can do that all on your own. "
The sergeant passes out bullets and tells us to load our magazines. I look down at George II. I dont have Avi to help me this time. Noah is walking behind us, makin
g sure everyone knows what theyre doing. I look over at Miranda, fitting her bullets in the magazine chamber just like everyone else. I raise my hand and wave Noah over to me.
"Hey, Amy!" he says with a big smile. "Hows it goin?"
"Good. "
He kneels next to me. "Need help?"
"Not me. My friend Miranda over there. . . you met her in the kitchen when we had the bee incident. She says she knows how to shoot, but thats just a cover-up. She needs help. Shes just too shy to ask for it. "
Noah pats me on the shoulder. "I got it. Ill go over there and not help her, if you know what I mean. " He walks toward Miranda and kneels next to her. When she says shes okay, he stays with her and chats while she loads and aims the rifle. I think I hear her laugh at something he says right before she shoots.
I might just open my own matchmaking service when I get back to Chicago. I set up my dad and Maria this winter. Seriously, it might be hereditary. . . maybe my great-great-great-grandmother was a matchmaker in some little village in Russia or Germany.
As I load George II with ammunition and get in position to shoot, I think back to my first time on the range, when Avi was lying next to me, placing my fingers into the correct position and relaxing me with his voice.
I imagine hes here with me now, acting as my support and guide. With the butt of the rifle against my shoulder, I put the rifle into the V in my left hand to steady the barrel. I settle my fingers into position, pretending Avis hands are patiently guiding mine. As I aim at the target ahead of me and put my finger on the trigger, I take a breath and hold it while I fire.
I hit the target. Yeah!
I fire again. Another hit!
And again.
"Avodah tovah --nice job," I hear Sergeant B-Ss voice from behind me.
I look back at his approving nod. "Thanks, sir," I say.
For the rest of the day, I remember that "nice job" and the approving nod from Sergeant B-S and it gives me strength. Until right after dinner, when Ronit gives us the news.
"Yes, the rumors are true. Were going on a night hike and sleeping in the desert tonight. "
Like Noah, I force myself to have low expectations and keep a positive attitude. I cant help thinking about what Sofia said: Youre a Barak. No Barak is a quitter. But I also cant help thinking about desert scorpions, snakes, and hairy spiders. Im thinking about other comforts of home as I raise my hand.
"Amy, do you have a question?"
"Yeah," I say. "Umm. . . is there a bathroom where were headed?"
"Absolutely. " She comes back and holds up a small shovel. "The entire place is one big bathroom. Just dig a hole and relieve yourself. "
Chapter 26
Being a leader sometimes means taking one for the team.
We line up with our rifles strapped to our backs and our canteens freshly filled with water. "Weve been told that sleeping bags will be issued at our final destination, but it might just be a rumor. What isnt a rumor is that were sleeping in our fatigues--talk about roughing it.
The girls are freaking out about the toilet situation, so weve all come up with a plan to bring Jesss biodegradable wipies in our pockets. As a last-minute grab, I snatch my pink satin pillow off my mattress. I wont be able to sleep without it.