Chapter Seventy-One
–Dad: Saw that video of you singing for the girl. I suppose you’re going to marry her.
–Me: What if I am?
–Dad: Tell me the date and time for the ceremony. I’ll see if I can adjust my schedule for you.
–Me: Well, Joey, that won’t be necessary. It’s going to be a small ceremony, friends and family only.
–Dad: WTF?
–Dad: I am your family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
–Me: Hope you get run over by a semi.