Ignoring that, I say, “I’m not a douche.”
“What makes chasing girls douchey?”
“He said that a group of girls is DTF.”
Scrunching his nose, he asks, “People still say that?”
“Apparently,” I say, leaning back in my chair. “He’s killing me.”
“Whatever, you’re just mad I have more game than you’ll ever have,” Jace says, hopping on the balls of his feet as he punches the air. “I got her number. Oh and hello, I’m about to go pull all three of these beauties over here.”
Looking over my shoulder at the not-so-clean looking females, I say, “And get an STD while you’re at it.”
“I always wear a condom,” Jace throws back at me and I laugh.
“You haven’t even seen a real vagina yet!”
“Whatever! I’ve slept with more girls than you could even dream of!”
Looking at Jude, shocked, I say, “Can you believe this kid?”
“He is mighty pretty,” Jude supplies, which makes me grin but pisses Jace off to no end.
“I’m not fucking pretty,” he says, his green eyes blazing.
“He’s so cute when he’s angry. Look at his pretty, angry eyes,” I tease, which results in him flipping me off.
“He has always been the pretty one; that’s why he did pageants.”
“Yup, prettiest boy in Tennessee,” I add, and I am waiting for him to tackle us.
“Only because Lucy wouldn’t do them!” he yells.
Ignoring him, I say, “Thank God we made him be a goalie for us.”
Jude agrees, “Yeah, or he might have been a model.”
“And I’d still pull more tail than both of you!” he yells, and we both laugh.
“I don’t disrespect girls like you, I actually appreciate them. Maybe you should try that,” I suggest, but Jace blows me off.
“Whatever, you can’t pull a girl. It’s cool, and Jude’s leash is so tight, he can’t do anything but look up Claire’s asshole.”
“Hey, don’t talk about her like that,” Jude snaps, and I want to laugh at how quickly Jace shuts up. Still glaring, Jude crosses his arms and shakes his head. “The girls I have pulled is some Jedi shit, okay? So I am basically Yoda,” he decides, and I can’t believe I am hearing this. “And you are my Luke. So a bit of advice, yes?” Jude says as I continue to laugh, while Jace crosses his arms over his chest and glares. “Rule of thumb, bro: don’t go for two girls. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but then there are so many tits, and you never know which vagina to go for, and girls are so bitchy and jealous if you don’t go for their vagina first. And the next thing you know, they are all feeling sorry for the girl you didn’t pick to put your dick in because you are an asshole for not providing them all with attention at the same damn time. Because, holy shit, you should have more than one dick. And yup, that’s it, you’re not getting laid,” Jude says before grabbing his phone.
“Seems like you have experience in this?” I ask a
nd Jude laughs.
“Oh, yeah. So don’t do it. Take two, and get one for Jayden.”
Jace laughs as I glare. “I don’t need help getting a girl.”
“Sure,” Jude laughs as he leans back in his beach chair. “There are girls everywhere, all wanting to party before school. And instead of nailing some, you’ve basically been knitting a sweater while we’ve been here.”
Why does that piss me off so much? And why do they both think I need to nail a bunch of chicks? Don’t they realize that I’ve been busy? Between working my ass off to keep my game solid and working to help our mom pay bills, I really don’t have time to have a life. This isn’t how it was before. Before my dad turned into the biggest asshole in the world of assholes, Jude and I tore it up. With Jace being two years behind me, he didn’t get to play the way we did. But, man, we fucked shit up. It was great, but with everything that happened, I can’t do it anymore. Not only because I don’t have Jude to do it with but because I have to be an adult. I have to help my mom.
Yeah, this was supposed to be a vacation for all of us to cut loose, but maybe cutting loose isn’t what I want to do. I’m on Clearwater Beach, one of the most gorgeous beaches. I am here to clear my head. I’m here to rest and prepare for a hellish year ahead of me. Between working to continue helping my mom, keeping my grades up and my hockey game good so that hopefully I can go into the draft this year, I feel that relaxing is what I need to do right now.